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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rachie004
    very very scary.. i'll thankyou for the nightmares now

    look i know my nose isn't exactly perfect but can't you just look past it? people have said i've got beautiful eyes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i am unloved - Wot a b*****d that is !
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hahaha yeh , no the wine had NOTHING to do with it ;)
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by rachie004
    very very scary.. i'll thankyou for the nightmares now

    Thank him in the morning, when you wake up laying in your own piss.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    What happened to me Laura?

    Can't me and you and my_name have a friendly three way thingy? I mean a threesome :p

    Oh well...if you do insist... ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *sighs* o00 my eyes r tired - bed soon
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rite im off...Good nite to all
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Lil Laura
    Oh well...if you do insist... ;)

    Suits me :)

    my_name, get on that plane :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Suits me :)

    my_name, get on that plane :)

    *gets on*

    ... the plane i mean... :naughty:
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by my_name
    *gets on*

    ... the plane i mean... :naughty:

    Trust you to think dirty.

    You can ride that too if you want? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Trust you to think dirty.

    You can ride that too if you want? :p

    care to join me in the plane, dear sir? we can ride it together :naughty::D
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by my_name
    care to join me in the plane, dear sir? we can ride it together :naughty::D

    Fancy joining the mile high club? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Fancy joining the mile high club? :p

    fancy it? i'm there waiting!
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by my_name
    fancy it? i'm there waiting!

    Quick, get your kit off, and wait for the knocking at the door :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Quick, get your kit off, and wait for the knocking at the door :p

    knock 3 times
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by my_name
    knock 3 times

    Yes Madam :D

    How long before you get to my bed? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Yes Madam :D

    How long before you get to my bed? :p

    *checks watch*... 4 minutes

    mind if i come naked? dont want to waste any of your time ;)
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by my_name
    *checks watch*... 4 minutes

    mind if i come naked? dont want to waste any of your time ;)

    Come however you want :p

    I'm about to head to bed now, so you'll have to keep yourself entertained :p)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Come however you want :p

    I'm about to head to bed now, so you'll have to keep yourself entertained :p)

    so long as theres a video camera i'll be ok, catch ya in the morning ;):naughty:
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by my_name
    so long as theres a video camera i'll be ok, catch ya in the morning ;):naughty:

    Recording what I missed? Truely something a dirty girl like you would do! :p:naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    god this topic made me laugh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    god this topic made me laugh.

    Amen.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Um. Ok? There was a point to this somewhere I gather?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    god this topic made me laugh.

    Chuffin' hilarious.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *x*l'il miss socks*x*
    Um. Ok? There was a point to this somewhere I gather?

    Yeh ther was a point, my point thats kinda why i started the thread in the first place but somewhere along the line it turned into a flirt-a-thon so emm there thats it... :):p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rich21
    Yeh ther was a point, my point thats kinda why i started the thread in the first place but somewhere along the line it turned into a flirt-a-thon so emm there thats it... :):p

    yea, but your flirt-a-thon started at the second post in which you replied in the same manner in thus starting this shitty thread
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by my_name
    yea, but your flirt-a-thon started at the second post in which you replied in the same manner in thus starting this shitty thread

    Exactly.

    And there is nothing wrong with a little flirting between friends is there my_name?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Exactly.

    And there is nothing wrong with a little flirting between friends is there my_name?

    exatly, flirting is totally harmless *spanks*
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by my_name
    exatly, flirting is totally harmless *spanks*

    Flirting may be harmless, but that spank hurt :)

    Behave or I'll spank back :)
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