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POTW time to vote!
**helen**
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SO, after G-raffe's victory in the last competition, it's time to vote on the new nominations...
First up this nomination from frankipanda:
Followed by this one from baa ram ewe:
Next this one sent to us by Scary Monster and melian:
Get voting! :thumb:
First up this nomination from frankipanda:
Wow, I just wanted to post, "Wow, you have the same birthday as your twin sister?"
and then it dawned on me...
Followed by this one from baa ram ewe:
purpledhaze wrote: »Well, a pint glass is usually used for consuming a pint of liquid- usually but not exclusively of the alcoholic variety. A beer mat is to put said glass on, to mop up any spillages whilst allowing for advertisements to be shown and protecting the table below. A condom is well, for you to use with a lady friend; (or as a water bomb/balloon/hat... whatever floats your boat)
:razz:
Next this one sent to us by Scary Monster and melian:
CptCoatHanger wrote: »Condoms are good for a posh wank. The pint glasses can be used to keep the condoms in after the posh wanks. Beer mats are good for sticking under the legs of wobbly tables - or wobbly beds when having a posh wank.
Get voting! :thumb:
POTW time to vote! 19 votes
StrubbleS
31%
6 votes
Purpledhaze
26%
5 votes
CptCoatHanger
42%
8 votes
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