Post of the week - bumper edition!!

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Hello :wave:

Great to see the new way of nominating working well, plenty of nominations in the last week, who's your winner :chin:

1. curly_boy has nominated CptCoatHanger: http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?p=2389607#post2389607

stop trying to put a label on it; stop trying to define it; stop trying to find the edges and work out where it's going. I can see you're starting to embark on the mental merry-go-round that, primarily woman (yeah, I said it, big woop, wanna fight about it? ), but people in general, seem to jump on when they're getting to know someone. You like each other. You enjoy each other's company. You're getting to know each other. What's wrong with that?

2. clementine the tangerine also nominates CptCoatHanger: http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?p=2389844#post2389844

That can't possibly be sound sexual advice: it doesn't rhyme.

3. Hellfire has nominated Flashman's Ghost: http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?p=2389887#post2389887

I believe the actual quote is 'You can't become a Mum, if you do it up the bum', though strictly speaking I believe that this advice only works if you suck the chap's cock clean afterwards

4. frankipanda has nominated Artcic Roll twice:

http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?p=2390111#post2390111

It's a long one but here's snippet:

This country pays its cleaners and its bus drivers minimum wage, demanding that they work "harder" to cover lost "benefits" and then it pays some American cunt a £7,000,000 bonus just because he diddled the country out of billions of pounds in tax revenue...

5. http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?p=2390355#post2390355
Another snippet:

I can put my hand on my heart and say that I'd have no problem with my daughter being told at six or seven what her vagina is, what it does, and that the little boys in her class have a penis instead. I firmly believe that teaching kids the proper names for things and being open and honest gives kids the freedom to understand the world.

6. frankipanda has also nominated omg hi: http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?p=2390298#post2390298

i guarantee you that other people would care if you were dead, anyone you've ever encountered would care, they would be completely traumatised and would never forget that it had happened... education can seem never ending and it can feel like you'll never make it to the real world, but it will be over before you know it and you'll be able to do whatever you want to make sure that your life isn't wasted. you can be whoever you want to be, never believe otherwise.

7. franki's on a roll this week, another nom this one for Slartibartfast on playing Drs and nurses: http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?p=2390384#post2390384

How could that become sexual when the person playing the doctor has to turn up late and then be abusive to everyone and the one playing the nurse has to sit on the desk, drink tea and talk about this week's X-Factor?

8. Arctic Roll has nominated Namaste: http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?p=2391087#post2391087

How does a Welsh man find a sheep in long grass?

Irresistible

9. frankipanda has nominated GoodFella too: http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?p=2391180#post2391180

Lads - check your balls!

i had abit of a scare over the last week or so where i was feeling a lump on both testicles... Just been to the doctor, who checked it out and he couldnt feel anything. He said if it was something bad, like a tumour, the lump would be there constanstly and not come and go as mine seem to be. We decided to leave it a couple of weeks and if its still the same i should go back. So i just thought i would just bring up the subject of making sure you check your balls for anything out the ordinary and to go to the docs if you feel anything!

10. Scary Monster has nomintaed Strubbles: http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?p=2392046#post2392046

I for one think that spongebob is highly overrated and that people try to be automatically hip by declaring their liking for it, but this is so cool I would even toast my penis in it.

11. Melian has nominated SuzyCreamCheese: http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?p=2391046#post2391046

or the joy of putting a baby lamb on your cock?

And finally!!!

12. Leanne has nominated Butterflykisses: http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?p=2392250#post2392250

I was aware of my sexuality and very curious about sex long before I lost my virginity, and certainly long before I was emotionally mature and stable enough to be ready to do so...You can tell a lot about whether you're ready for full sex or not by how you feel about other forms of intimacy, and only you know that for sure.