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**helen**

Addict
My husband visits porn sites

I told my girlfriend from the outset that there would be porn on my laptop history etc. It means she doesn't get any nasty frights when she goes to type www.facebook in the URL bar and sees www.facialbook popping up instead.

facialbook is not a real wesbite for all those who go to check it out now

Kangoo
Bikini hair removal

Epilators are the devil. It's like a long, drawn out version of waxing. Eurgh its just horrible.

Rofl the firefox spell checker just underlined 'epilator' and tried to replace it with 'mutilator'. Probably quite accurate

Infinite part deux
Negative part of the brain

Fuck the negative part. What has it ever done for you? Fuck all, that's what. It's like the advertising mascots in the Tree House of Horror episode. Ignore it and it gets smaller and weaker until a 100 year old woman with arthritis who can't even get out of an armchair without help can strangle it to death.

Black Arab
Terrorism fear

What worries me personally is having someone report me after what happened to the Brazilian. I was late for a train and wearing a backpack at Paddington when I realised that running/moving quickly through the station like several others were doing was a bad move with armed police around. Embarrasingly I had to explain this to my colleague ,a white female, and we agreed that it was better to wait for the next one than risk drawing attention.