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Yerascrote 1
You can lead a cow upstairs, but not down
"I've brought many a cow home on a night out and they've always found their way home the next morning."

Yerascrote 2
Group sex
"Hey, what guy hasn't got naked with his friends then got ditched only to find out they swapped partners and had an orgy, it's a rite of passage for all men."

Sex and disability
"I didn't actually explain to him anything about my hemiplegia until a good few months in, and he said, "the reason I've never asked is because it doesn't matter to me, you're beautiful.." blah de blah. That was a very nice moment."

The townmayor
"My Dad was the Mayor a few years back and I was the Mayoress."

Vote for post of ze week 26 votes

Yerascrote 1
61% 16 votes
Yerascrote 2
11% 3 votes
26% 7 votes
0% 0 votes
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