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How To: Make Love

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until
well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heard it before :p

    Still good though :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hee Hee Hee... i enjoyed that :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ..heard before but its well done :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, funneh. haven't heard it before.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i knew it was going to be that before i even read it :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    heard it before aswell,funny tho :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think I posted this a few weeks ago :p

    Funny, though :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Char_Baby
    i knew it was going to be that before i even read it :rolleyes:
    Then why did you read it??:eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless
    Then why did you read it??:eek2:

    maybe i wanted to prove myself wrong
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