Home› Sex & Relationships
If you need urgent support, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E. To contact our Crisis Messenger (open 24/7) text THEMIX to 85258.
Read the community guidelines before posting ✨
Options

Good news !

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Here

:lol:

Comments

  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehe bet youre happy at that news ;):p
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

    Well, that should keep me cancer free for a few years......
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_minx
    hehe bet youre happy at that news ;):p

    :lol:

    Cheeky cow :p
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol: wonder wat the scientists say who carry out this research? im a wanking scientist, or i av a PHD in masterbation :lol::lol:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol :lol:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    do men really need a reason to masterbate? :lol:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    awesome :)
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Crazyredeyes
    :lol:

    Cheeky cow :p

    Oit!!! good job youre so sexy otherwise i might have had to walk all the way to your place and kick your arse for calling me a cheeky cow! :p;):naughty:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_minx
    Oit!!! good job youre so sexy otherwise i might have had to walk all the way to your place and kick your arse for calling me a cheeky cow! :p;):naughty:


    :blush: You like it rough then ? :nervous: ;):naughty:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    as rough or as gentle as you like it ;):naughty:

    STOP IT MINXY! cant control myself.... ;) hehe
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oi u two, get a bloody room :p
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, i heard that on the radio a couple of days ago on my way to work, i was laughing so hard i went right thru a 60 zone doing 90. i sooo hope there are no cameras around there :nervous:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wee wuman
    do men really need a reason to masterbate? :lol:
    Yes - I'm horny, therfore I wank! What about girls???

    Mr_Wobble ;)
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what are you talking about?? Girls dont masterbate!!! :angel: :p
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Girls dont masterbate

    :rolleyes:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well i don't
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think more girls masterbate than they let on, they must av got curious at least once....

    ne way stats i found (not sure if its on here or not) was that about 80% of men masterbabe while 69% of women; i just think that women dont admit to it....

    thinking about it though; dildo's are getting sold so some women must !
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i know a lot of girls who masturbate, it's just not really my thing
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MoonShiner
    what are you talking about?? Girls dont masterbate!!! :angel: :p

    No no he has a point there, us girls never ever wank*shudders at the word* we just sit with our legs crossed untill a man is ready to "pleasure" us as he see's fit. And then maybe if were lucky we will get to do his washing too.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    No no he has a point there, us girls never ever wank*shudders at the word* we just sit with our legs crossed untill a man is ready to "pleasure" us as he see's fit. And then maybe if were lucky we will get to do his washing too.

    :lol: well said zella, fuck you and daisy are so funy tonight!
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by solid_L
    ne way stats i found (not sure if its on here or not) was that about 80% of men masterbabe while 69% of women
    .....And the remaining percentage are liars! :D

    Mr_Wobble ;)
Sign In or Register to comment.