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you can all...........

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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kiss my bum......


phase of the week guys.

ooooh i have another one tho but i stole it off my mate.

"how bout i get you a spoon so you can eat my ass?"
Beep boop. I'm a bot.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No thanks, how about you kiss my ass :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nah i bet youve got dingleberrys
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    nah i bet youve got dingleberrys

    :lol::lol:
    I bet you do :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nah i'm to shower obsessed for that to ever happen. twice a day....although today i've been a minger and not had a shower cos ive not had to leave my room (lazy day)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lazy days are the best..... :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    indeed they are......
    so....
    you gonna kiss my bum or what?:yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hell yeh :yes:
    So wheres the quickest lift to your place :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turn left then left again then right then left then straight on 4 blocks then take 3 more left and then 2 more rights and its the 9th red door on the tall building estate.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ill be right over, have your bum at the ready.. *i wish* ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    suck my hemmaroids.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :yuck:
    mr roll, that's so wrong, and zella, thanks for the offer an all but i'll be right
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    suck my hemmaroids.


    ew
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: you can all...........
    Originally posted by Zella
    kiss my bum......
    Could I lick it instead? :yum::p:p

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    suck my hemmaroids.

    ewww thats terrible :yuck: and im trying to eat! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: you can all...........
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    Could I lick it instead? :yum::p:p

    Mr_Wobble ;)
    yea sure go ahead!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    suck my hemmaroids.

    nah i said it first you gotta kiss my bum yet i dnt have to go anywhere near ur hemmaroids
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: you can all...........
    Originally posted by Zella
    kiss my bum......


    phase of the week guys.

    ooooh i have another one tho but i stole it off my mate.

    "how bout i get you a spoon so you can eat my ass?"


    no....KISS MY BOTTOM!

    That last phrase is a bit discusting, I'd proper squirm if someone said that to me! urgh!

    My phrase is............'monkeys'......everything is monkeys for me at the moment!
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