nights out...

Former Member

right, little advice..



1.
don't leave thinkin of goin out till about half an hour before you have to leave:
you won't be able to iron your clothes

2.
don't go out just to pull and perve, you won't get anything:
other than birds drunk at 9:30 trying to grind...

3.
don't buy two pints at a time:
its rank

4.
don't dance to shit house music:
its shit

5.
don't go out with Lyndon Fenton:
no matter what, you will ALWAYS get into a ruck

6.
don't split the ruck up:
its YOU who will get chucked out :rolleyes:

7.
don't lend out your clothes to friends:
come gettin the bus/train/walking back, you will freeze to death

8.
don't wear a fred prerry polo t-shirt:
it soaks up soooooooo much sweat

9.
don't get on bus with scary old women:
they will comment on your sexual skills and scare you :crazyeyes

10.
don't be me and get dumped by Katie:
you will no doubt get drunk and really miss her :crying:


i speak sense people, read and learn, read and learn.

Former Member

once again u enlight us with another of your great teachings.....all true.

Former Member

good advice, but wat if i wanna b pulled by scary old women? :crazyeyes

Former Member

i dont know anyone called katie

:eek:

Former Member

Originally posted by solid_L
good advice, but wat if i wanna b pulled by scary old women? :crazyeyes

trust you don't want drunk scots clawing all over your t shirt and sayin 'thats the type of guy you should take to bed, who sweats a lot'

:eek2:

Former Member

you are indeed wise molo, lol

Former Member

Originally posted by molo
trust you don't want drunk scots clawing all over your t shirt and sayin 'thats the type of guy you should take to bed, who sweats a lot'

:eek2:

odd odd women......

oh dear honey. had quite an eventful nite didnt we?