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Withdrawal Symptoms of Lack of Nookie

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
People - What happens to you if you haven't had a bit in ages? Seen quite a few people on the site complain it's been weeks or months since they got their end off - so how long without is too long and what happens to you when you don't get any? ...

Do you

.. become irritatable,

... start snapping at people, .

... can't sleep,

.. do you break out in spots ...

.. Do you eat more chocolate?

.. Does the fat bloke that picks his nose in the office start looking unusually handsome??

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Withdrawal Symptoms of Lack of Nookie
    Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
    People - What happens to you if you haven't had a bit in ages?

    Your dick shrivels up and falls off. :eek2:



























    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Withdrawal Symptoms of Lack of Nookie

    I get irritable and snappy and start fantasising about leaving, and then when nookie finally happens, its like a weight has been lifted and im in a good mood again. Weird really.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think I get slightly more stressed and uptight than usual, but I don't notice it that much.

    I'm always in a better mood once I've finally got some though :):):)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Irritable, definitely irritable without sex for a while. I notice I have a shorter temper when not getting any, especially if I have a girlfriend whose gone off it for some inexplicable reason. :(

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah for me its like, well normal:( damn you non virgins:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by beyondthesun
    yeah for me its like, well normal:( damn you non virgins:(


    Any volunteers to Sort "BeyondTheSun" out?

    What are you chuck .. dude or dudette? And what you're looking for ?? And are you willing to agree to a live webcast!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just find that I say 'Fuck, I need some sex' more often.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i tend to wank alot....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Id say after the first couple of days i get irritable and seem more aggresive, but i suppose if i went without it for months id clam down:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
    Any volunteers to Sort "BeyondTheSun" out?

    What are you chuck .. dude or dudette? And what you're looking for ?? And are you willing to agree to a live webcast!!

    im a guy but i think il just wait till my girlfriend is ready........
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what temperature is she at? gas mark 4 - 210c

    i'd say she'll be ready in ten to twenty mins, leave her out to cool then work away kid :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by David Grohl
    what temperature is she at? gas mark 4 - 210c

    i'd say she'll be ready in ten to twenty mins, leave her out to cool then work away kid :p

    ok will do, should be good
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what happens to you when you don't get any?

    Nothing, I'm the same as if I had got some (I think, although perhaps I'm doing this a little more if I have just banged some nice pussy) :D:p :thumb: :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i just kind of get despondent and generally unhappy. Its weird, sometimes I don't even notice I haven't had it for a wee while I just notice that I'm not as happy as usual.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well its sooo frustrating so I tend to get irritable and sometimes a bit snappy. Grrrrrr its been 3 WEEKS! :crazyeyes
    I guess i just aint seen enough of him.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless
    Nothing, I'm the same as if I had got some (I think, although perhaps I'm doing this a little more if I have just banged some nice pussy) :D:p :thumb: :hyper:


    are you Male or Female?

    Judging from your Avatar all this time I thought you were a chick!!

    Wish people would put their gender on their profiles when they don't have a name that makes it clear!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by candy
    i just kind of get despondent and generally unhappy. Its weird, sometimes I don't even notice I haven't had it for a wee while I just notice that I'm not as happy as usual.


    Is it the Nookie you miss or the physical contact? i.e. would a hug and cuddle make you happy again.

    I saw this experiment on TV where they took baby mice and took one away from it's mother and found that without being touched it prodcued less growth hormone then the other mice - but if they stroked it with a little paint brush everyday then it's hormone levels went back to normal.

    They were trying to show how important physical touch is to all animals including humans and how we need each other for mutal benefit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
    are you Male or Female?

    Judging from your Avatar all this time I thought you were a chick!!

    Wish people would put their gender on their profiles when they don't have a name that makes it clear!!

    I'm male....

    But Why would a chick want an AV of another chick with a fit arse sticking out ready to take it..... (Furry muff, the chicks a cartoon, but still :p )
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    maybe DG thought it was you... :p

    did i specify my gender in my profile? im a guy btw...
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