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FAO: Star Trek fans

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
Recently at work, I was cornered by a Star Trek geek that wouldn't leave me alone. Some guy comes up to me and starts Trek-babbling about about Bajorans and Cardassians and about how they were trying to take over the federation or some other such bullshit.
"Blah blah blah" the loser kept babbling until finally I said "I hate you. Leave me alone."
At this point, he saw that his tactics to annoy me weren't working any more, so he switched into Ultra-Geek mode. I was a little worried. I had to think quick. I looked around the room and saw a steel-tipped Jack Hammer. "It just might work," I said to myself.
I got up to go get it, but I was too late. He was geeking me to death with his William Shatner beam of shitty acting.
I was only a few feet away from the Jack Hammer, but I was paralyzed with nerd disease. Finally I grabbed the Jack Hammer and started to chisel a hole into his chest. He then used his secret weapon: quoting lines from the Physics of Star Trek book, but I persisted to chisel away at his chest. After I made a hole in his chest, I stomped his head in, but his acidic geek blood got all over my leg and I had to amputate my leg. True story.

:p

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maddox fan, then? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't know what's worse:

    Your nerd bashing,
    your accurate use of trek terms and spelling
    or
    your paranoia fuelled schizophrenic delusions
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by The Pendari Champion
    I don't know what's worse:

    Your nerd bashing

    I think we can rule that one out :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Maddox fan, then? :p


    The man's a God.



    The article's a joke. Thought that was obvious.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by The Pendari Champion

    your accurate use of trek terms and spelling

    Assuming that you are correct and those were the right spelling - not knowing much about Star Trek I'm not sure - I can only assume that he's a closet Trekkie.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent
    Assuming that you are correct and those were the right spelling - not knowing much about Star Trek I'm not sure - I can only assume that he's a closet Trekkie.
    Theres not a lot that was needed to be spelt right, like Cardassian and Bajoran. But that was funny:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Silverberg
    Theres not a lot that was needed to be spelt right, like Cardassian and Bajoran. But that was funny:D

    I have no idea what you are talking about - only someone who watches the prog would know that those things/people/ships (?) existed...

    I tell you, he's a trekkie for sure
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    To be honest I do quite enjoy the star trek series, and never ever thought of myself as a trekky, I mean it's not as if I would rush home to watch it, or watch it religiously, but if it was on I would watch it (I currently work two jobs so have no time for telly any more hence the Was). It was then pointed out to me that if I knew the names of the cast and certain diffrent types of aliens (lifeforms) then I am a trekky and do you know what. I really don't care! It doesn't hurt anybody, and I don't bore everyone with my trekky knowledge. I was subjected to It as a child grew up with it and therefore still like it!
    Anyone with a predudice against trekkies should think again as I am noooo geek.
    Cheers and big up the closet trekkie fans you know who you are!!;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've never watched an episode of Star Trek in my life, the sound of it doesn't appeal to me.

    Nor have I watched any Star Wars film either.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by trixibelle

    Cheers and big up the closet trekkie fans you know who you are!!;)
    *raises hand* Yes I am a trekkie, ask me anything, i'll probably know it, as long as it isn't from the original series or that shite new one.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr Maypoo


    Nor have I watched any Star Wars film either.

    What? You must have had a poor and deprived childhood ;);)

    *stands up*

    Yeah I was at one point in my life at rock bottom and turned to Star Trek, I'm not proud of myself

    I'm recovering now and happy to say I only watch it when I'm bored!
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