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If a turtle doesnt have a shell...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
...is he homeless or naked?


and also...

if you try to fail, and you succeed, which have you done???





*puzzled young lady would much like to know*

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he is homeless

    you have succeeded in failing :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If a turtle doesn't have a shell he could be naked or homeless.

    And yes you've succeeded
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If a turtle lost its shell it would probably die, for it is there to protect it from predators, the weather and suchlike.
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    Flake_MustaineFlake_Mustaine Posts: 1,261 Wise Owl
    The turtle would also be cold
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am starting to feel sorry for this turtle. I tell you what it can come and keep me company.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: I like the death answer. Mobily (my fellow irritating poster *bows* :D), you win a knoggin of Cheese. Congratulations. And yes, thats 'knoggin' with a 'k'. 'K' for 'kat' you might say :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by jacaranda
    I am starting to feel sorry for this turtle. I tell you what it can come and keep me company.

    But it's health would still deteriorate - in facy much faster. :eek2: :lol:

    Just kidding. :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Poor turtle! :(

    You could give it a cycling helmet or a mixing bowl or something like that... and paint it greeny brown...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by badabing
    :lol: I like the death answer. Mobily (my fellow irritating poster *bows* :D), you win a knoggin of Cheese. Congratulations. And yes, thats 'knoggin' with a 'k'. 'K' for 'kat' you might say :yes:

    Thank you, fellow irritating poster. But I also got the 3rd nicest male award. ;):D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ah... so us irritators aren't up to your standard any more then mr.mobily??? fine then! :p *turns away hurt*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by badabing
    ah... so us irritators aren't up to your standard any more then mr.mobily??? fine then! :p *turns away hurt*

    :lol: Come back......................................

    ........ you didn't pay the restaurant bill! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    there are huge turtle factory farms. the keep the turtles in awful conditions. the shell is mechanicaly removed ...the turt doesn't feel all the pain becuase of the earth wires. the soft bit from the middle of the shell that you know as a turtle is swiftly thrown into an oblong can and sealed. you buy it as spam.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well does said turtle shell count as clothing or accomodation. Surely it is just part of the turtle body. we do not become homeless when we take our jumper off, and the turtle is already naked even with its shell on.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    failed
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    well does said turtle shell count as clothing or accomodation. Surely it is just part of the turtle body. we do not become homeless when we take our jumper off, and the turtle is already naked even with its shell on.

    yep. :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The shell is where the turtle sleeps and the shell protects it from the outside world - I guess its a home.

    However I think it is funny thinking of a naked turtle - I saw some childrens books about turtles once and sometimes they would take off their shells.

    Oh does anyone remember teenage mutant ninga turtles?

    oh and why a turtle it could equally be a tortoise or terrapin
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    Surely it is just part of the turtle body. we do not become homeless when we take our jumper off

    The shell is actually used as a 'house' - it is the place into which it retreats when it in fear of its safety and when it sleeps.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    or a snail
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I saw a turtle in Denbigh once Mr Roll :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mwaaaa
    I saw a turtle in Denbigh once Mr Roll :)
    i saw a penguin in bondage once mr Roll
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    or a snail

    Yeah, similar to a snail.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    The shell is actually used as a 'house' - it is the place into which it retreats when it in fear of its safety and when it sleeps.
    where did he get the house? from the same place i got my spine i'll bet yas.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    where did he get the house? from the same place i got my spine i'll bet yas.

    lol yeah, that car boot sale. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    i saw a penguin in bondage once mr Roll
    what kind of videos you into?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol :) Hey Mr Roll, did you see the fights in Denbigh the other night?!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mwaaaa
    Lol :) Hey Mr Roll, did you see the fights in Denbigh the other night?!!
    there are fights everynight in denbigh! you'll only ever see me there in the daytime.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think that next week on Wednesday you should go into town with a sign saying "I am Mr Roll" so I can see who you are :) But then I will probably run away!! Hehehe!! What do you say?!!!
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