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Scary as F***!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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I've just got back from babysitting and i forgot my keys - so i thought i was gonna have to sleep outside or something. But it took me two minutes to break in by putting my arm through the catflap and turning the key in the lock!

Moral of the story is: Never leave keys in locks and as i'nm alone in the house @ the mo i've got the willies (like last night Berg!)

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You *do* realise millions of people do this and millions of people always will? Dokey twats :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Scary as F***!
    Originally posted by Simbelyne
    putting my arm through the catflap and turning the key in the lock!

    Do you have really long arms or something?! :confused: I would never be able to put my arm through my cat flap and reach keys that are in the lock!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Scary as F***!
    Originally posted by Mz Stonedalot
    Do you have really long arms or something?! :confused: I would never be able to put my arm through my cat flap and reach keys that are in the lock!

    I'm 6' and sveltely built!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Scary as F***!
    Originally posted by Mz Stonedalot
    Do you have really long arms or something?! :confused: I would never be able to put my arm through my cat flap and reach keys that are in the lock!


    theyve got a super cat so the flaps mega high
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Scary as F***!
    Originally posted by rockerchick
    theyve got a super cat so the flaps mega high


    A super cat? As in a cat that can fly and stuff?? My cat can walk! :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Scary as F***!
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    A super cat? As in a cat that can fly and stuff?? My cat can walk! :rolleyes:

    He did once jump from my bedroom Balcony down to the Garden wall... thats a good 20ft!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Simbelyne
    (like last night Berg!)
    Ah yes, we walked around your house with forks because we thought there was some one in your house! ah wasn't that fun...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Silverberg
    Ah yes, we walked around your house with forks because we thought there was some one in your house! ah wasn't that fun...
    We would of got 'em wouldn't we!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Simbelyne
    We would of got 'em wouldn't we!
    Or screamed like girls, yeah, one of them :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you want to know what scary is? you get trapped in a lift for 24hrs with only me for compamy ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Silverberg
    Or screamed like girls, yeah, one of them :p

    Yeah, after we shat ourselves.:crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    you want to know what scary is? you get trapped in a lift for 24hrs with only me for compamy ...

    That might be quite fun... You sound intriguing...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Simbelyne
    That might be quite fun... You sound intriguing...
    but i'm a man ...over a 24hr period i have hungers and thirsts. i have fantsasies and dreams, i need a fag! a drink ... a spliff and you smell nice ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    but i'm a man ...over a 24hr period i have hungers and thirsts. i have fantsasies and dreams, i need a fag! a drink ... a spliff and you smell nice ...

    Same here, and Thankyou its Physio Sport (or Bud whichever one you can smell better)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Scary as F***!
    Originally posted by rockerchick
    theyve got a super cat so the flaps mega high

    My cat was super large. we had to get it a dog flap :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Simbelyne
    Same here, and Thankyou its Physio Sport (or Bud whichever one you can smell better)
    and people womder why i like this place?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Scary as F***!
    Originally posted by rockerchick
    theyve got a super cat so the flaps mega high
    A cat on stilts? Or a pogo stick? :)
    I can't even begin to figure out how you manage to reach up that far.

    Reminds me of a neighbour who once locked himself out of his house. He had old steel framed windows, and I figured out that by unbolting them we could remove the opening window, and allow him to climb through. It worked! He got double glazing a couple of months later. :)

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    and people womder why i like this place?

    Because you earn the adulation and respect of the 'yoof'?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Simbelyne
    Because you earn the adulation and respect of the 'yoof'?
    i have some good memories of yoof. yoof was what made who i am now. yoof is good stuff but remember it can be wasted on the young.
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