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harmless told me to put in in anything goes. sowwie harmless so here ya go!
***SeX eDuCaTiOn***
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather
curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the
older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day
he took his question mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of
explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the
curtains one night and watch his older sister
and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny
described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and
talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he
started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting
sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have tho! ught
so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the
doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess
he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started
panting
and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold
because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse
and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward
the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was
a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found
out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had
gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and
stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in
one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got
really scared-her eyes
got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God
and stuff like that! . She said it was the biggest one she's ever
seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our
house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its
head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it
tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over
the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread
her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he
helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.
Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset
the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it
between them. After a while
they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up,
and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung
there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her
boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to
courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing h! er again. By
golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to
fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or
something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting
on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the
eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin
off and flush
it down the toilet!
also harmless i took the > out aswell
so there ya go
***SeX eDuCaTiOn***
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather
curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the
older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day
he took his question mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of
explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the
curtains one night and watch his older sister
and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny
described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and
talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he
started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting
sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have tho! ught
so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the
doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess
he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started
panting
and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold
because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse
and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward
the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was
a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found
out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had
gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and
stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in
one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got
really scared-her eyes
got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God
and stuff like that! . She said it was the biggest one she's ever
seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our
house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its
head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it
tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over
the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread
her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he
helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.
Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset
the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it
between them. After a while
they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up,
and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung
there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her
boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to
courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing h! er again. By
golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to
fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or
something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting
on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the
eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin
off and flush
it down the toilet!
also harmless i took the > out aswell
so there ya go
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