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Bollocks.......

JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
in Sex & Relationships
I have 2.
Im 14

[This message has been edited by JsT (edited 17-04-2001).]

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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Personnally this is a great topic for discussuion.

    NOW.....Discuss!! nowt nasty like.


    Im 14
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    they're interesting arent they? me not having any...
    Burn baby burn!
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    minge
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    AXE-WOUND!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT:
    Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fence = Bollocks = AAAAARGGGHH!!!!!!

    * CURLS UP IN AMAZING PAIN*

    Girls are lucky in 1 respect, im they get a booting, i doesnt put them out of action for a week.

    try testicular torsion, now there's a pain you'll never forget, the surgery ain't much fun, not when it feels like a pair of bruised oranges being supported by a jock strap under your pants. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;
    ~ If you can see the beauty of whatyou aspire to, it doesn't matter if you achieve it all. Simply to aspire is no mean achievement ~
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I read somewhere that if you have to have one of your testicles removed you can have a plastic one put in , so that you still look like you've got two.

    WHY!!!!!!!!!
    That there
    That's not me
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    my dad had some kind of condition once, something scientific like water-on-the-bollock or sommat.. (lol that sounds like a seaside town or something, henley-on-thames, barton-on-sea, water-on-the-bollock....) and he kept asking people if we wanted to SEE it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; .. well only like immediate family lol, and dont worry, this isnt a case of sexual abuse!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif">.. anyway he had to go and have it drained. bet you all couldnt have slept soundly in your beds without knowing that.
    Burn baby burn!

    [This message has been edited by Girl-From-Mars (edited 18-04-2001).]
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    bet you all couldnt have slept soundly in your beds without knowing that.


    No GFM, no we WONT be able to sleep, silly girl


    Im 14
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    and apparently it swelled to the size of a ripe orange.
    Burn baby burn!
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    wait goddamnit, give me 30 seconds to post the next bit!!!!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; soooooo impatient!!!! grrr. lol.
    Burn baby burn!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    bet you all couldnt have slept soundly in your beds without knowing that.

    I'll definatly sleep soundly in my bed tonight, whenever I get in it.
    That there
    That's not me
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    and apparently it swelled to the size of a ripe orange.

    Mine r like that naturally <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;


    Im 14
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    YUCK!! i can never ever speak to ur dad again!!

    not that i do much...
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    damn it girl!!
    ok im havin a mad hot passionate affair wiv him....
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    oh shit no thats ur mum..
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    U wont dump me will u emma??

    hehe yeah right theres only one person for me <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    my dad had some kind of condition once, something scientific like water-on-the-bollock or sommat.. (lol that sounds like a seaside town or something, henley-on-thames, barton-on-sea, water-on-the-bollock....) and he kept asking people if we wanted to SEE it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; .. well only like immediate family lol, and dont worry, this isnt a case of sexual abuse!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif">.. anyway he had to go and have it drained. bet you all couldnt have slept soundly in your beds without knowing that.


    Sounds like hyrocelle there gfm, i got a picture somewhere of a testicle with hydrocelle i'll dig it out if neone wants to see <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    on serious point it is important guys to know about testicular health issues, like breast health is for women.

    Luk
    ~ If you can see the beauty of whatyou aspire to, it doesn't matter if you achieve it all. Simply to aspire is no mean achievement ~
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dude.

    worst pain imaginable...

    paper cut on your bollocks.

    thought i'd share.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What WERE you doing fondling your bollocks with paper then? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;
    Only the good die young, All the evil seem to live forever.
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    rofl calvin how DID you manage that?!

    yeah luka thats it, i remember him talking about his hydrocelle!

    yeah alright lee, i suppose i can forgive you, you know you're a dirty hoe though right, having passionate affairs with all my family.. omg you're gonna be telling me youre doing it with my almost-13-year-old brother now arent you <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;
    Burn baby burn!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Calvin:
    dude.

    worst pain imaginable...

    paper cut on your bollocks.

    thought i'd share.

    um.. excuse me?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'll just say that it wasn't easy and leave it at that. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    duuude, OWWWWW!!! duuuude, man that gotta hurt. fucking hell man.
    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    duuude, OWWWWW!!! duuuude, man that gotta hurt. fucking hell man.


    trust me, i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

    not even u shell head. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Calvin:
    i'll just say that it wasn't easy and leave it at that. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;
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