Limericks......HELP

Former Member

I know a lass called Becky
Who had a hicky on her necky

Ok someone finish it for me, then lets make some more for all you loverly people

Former Member

Hmmm the second line still doesnt go as well as it should :chin:

Former Member

Originally posted by LacyMay
Hmmm the second line still doesnt go as well as it should :chin:

Why did I know youd be the 1st to complain

Come on then show me what you can do

Anyway wassup with mine? it rhymes....doesent it

Former Member

Too many syllables in the last line.

And im shit at them things!

Former Member

Originally posted by LacyMay
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And im shit at them things! [/B]

Howay give me your best and we can see whose the shittiest


Ah its only a bit of a laugh, so if anyone can do a good limerick about any posters here lets have them. Now you can take the piss out of me as much as you like, but if you do a limerick about someone else make sure its ok and not too far over the top (unless of course you are sure they would be ok with it)

Former Member

I know a lass called Becky,
who had a lovebite on her necky,
we`d warned her before
that it would be in store
if her hubby went without his brekkie

Former Member

Hehe nice one!

Former Member

Originally posted by rainbow brite
I know a lass called Becky,
who had a lovebite on her necky,
we`d warned her before
that it would be in store
if her hubby went without his brekkie

Well done Me Dear


We have all heard about Lacy May
She always here to make my day
she has me pissing me knickers
good job im not wearing me kickers

aaawwww im shit at this but im having fun anyhow