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Horny

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Is it me or does all this cold weather make you really horny, like thinking of how hot it would be if you were getting it ;)

Yeh I'm bored, and randy, and bored, and randy...............

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah it's just you, now go put a jumper on, that'll heat you up!

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    God your as bad as your boyfriend! At least you can't start ranting and raving about how big your balls are though. :p

    Cold doesn't make me horny. It makes me cold. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeh im horny to:(

    Slinky
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm the same all year round I think. and Yeah, I'm in the same mood as you.

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I aint!

    Must be just you pair. Wrap it up you hussys :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've got a jumper on :p

    Must be just me then but when it's cold I feel like hugging someone to make me all nice and warm and stuff.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by angelbabe
    I've got a jumper on :p

    Must be just me then but when it's cold I feel like hugging someone to make me all nice and warm and stuff.

    A lot of people feel like that - but just don'g get horny in the process! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes


    A lot of people feel like that - but just don'g get horny in the process! :p

    Hey we all know where hugs lead ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by angelbabe


    Hey we all know where hugs lead ;)

    It only leads to that for peverts like you. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mmhmmmm nothing like a bit of body heat to warm me up ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes


    It only leads to that for peverts like you. :p

    I'm not a pervert :crying: Just my hormones what can I say ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by angelbabe


    I'm not a pervert :crying: Just my hormones what can I say ;)

    Perv. :p

    And if your so horny, why are you on thesite instead of, um, doing something else? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes


    Perv. :p

    And if your so horny, why are you on thesite instead of, um, doing something else? :p

    :eek: I'm a good girly I don't do things like that :eek:

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by angelbabe


    :eek: I'm a good girly I don't do things like that :eek:

    :D

    If you say so... hmmmm I wonder where Slinky has dissappeared too now? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes


    If you say so... hmmmm I wonder where Slinky has dissappeared too now? :p

    He's here, you just can't see him :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by angelbabe


    He's here, you just can't see him :p

    Thank goodness! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes


    Thank goodness! :p

    Cheek :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awk get a bloody vibrator or something till you get 'the real thing' :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The cold weather doesn't make me horny. But it's great to get horny in this weather because you don't get so sweaty, and once you've finished your horny lurve making session, then you can cuddle and enjoy each others warmth. In Summer it can just be too damned hot to get horny.

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think having sex when it is cold outside would be amazingly horny. Or maybe if its cold in the place of intercourse as well. That cold flesh-on-flesh thing would be a real turn-on
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'M HORNY!!!

    because of Laura. yes i am so horny. oh my god you do not know the half of it. im not sure if its the cold weather or just laura. ive been waking up at 3.30 because i have a swelling in my shorts and i cant get to sleep until ive given it a massage while thinking of laura. uh maybe too much info. but this horniness makes my hyper. god she makes me horny. then if that wasnt bad enough she starts turning me on, on purpose. saying things like im kinda turning her on. jesus christ im surprised we havent all drown in my sea of willing soldiers!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    I'M HORNY!!!
    i have a swelling in my shorts and i cant get to sleep until ive given it a massage while thinking of laura...jesus christ im surprised we havent all drown in my sea of willing soldiers!

    I'm just about to have my tea here!!! :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    I'M HORNY!!!

    because of Laura. yes i am so horny. oh my god you do not know the half of it. im not sure if its the cold weather or just laura. ive been waking up at 3.30 because i have a swelling in my shorts and i cant get to sleep until ive given it a massage while thinking of laura. uh maybe too much info. but this horniness makes my hyper. god she makes me horny. then if that wasnt bad enough she starts turning me on, on purpose. saying things like im kinda turning her on. jesus christ im surprised we havent all drown in my sea of willing soldiers!

    hehe, woah, quite possibly too much information!! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You think? :p
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