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The Iraq Song
BillieTheBot
Posts: 8,721 Bot
Sang to the tune of 'If youre happy and you know it clap your hands'...
f you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions
Bomb Iraq.
It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
f you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions
Bomb Iraq.
It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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Comments
Wasnt funny then either
Gah! *whimpers*
quick we need a sense of humour transplant, stat!
Incidentally, what does stat mean?
If you need us to surrender ask the left.
If your a despot and need support ask the left.
If you want us to hate ourselves
and destroy our will to act
ask the left
If you need us to look the other way ask the left
If you need us to forget your faults ask the left
If you need us to only remember our faults ask the left.
If you want us to hate ourselves
and destroy our will to act
ask the left
If you want us to be soft on crime ask the left.
If you want inaction to solve world problems ask the left.
If you want us to blame everything on America ask the left.
If you want us to hate ourselves
and destroy our will to act
ask the left
for minors, blacks, house intruders and the likes,
to be horribly executed
and electrocuted.
If you want all that go ask the Right.
If you want to feel superior ask the Right.
Other countries are just one big pile of shite.
We will kill those who oppose us
they're a bunch of tossers
nuking all those bastards, what a sight!
If you are a homosexual you are bad.
Coz the Bible says you cannot sin like that.
Is the same with cohabitation,
drugs and fornication.
Please follow the example of the Right.
All those hippies are just guilty of high treason.
They say we can't bomb Iraq without good reason.
They should be locked up for life
for questioning the Right.
Or perhaps we should just shoot the twats on sight!
If we don't do anything now we will die,
If we don't do anything now we will die,
If we sit on our arses and listen to the wussies,
if we don't do anything now we will die.