smelly cum

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My girlfriend says my cum(spum) really smells! Can any body tell me why or how to stop it. I don't under stand why my cum smells because I am very fit (do a lot of sport) and healthy and I eat properly. Please help!

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has she smelt cum before?

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I doubt it smells any worse or better than any other blokes (noone has ever marketed the smell as a room fragrance! <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0"> ) unless it's possibly caused by some urinary tract infection perhaps ... ?

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cant she spit instead of swallowing? <IMG alt="image" SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

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Hey,

Hey there listen theres nothing to worry about because every guys cum smells theres no way to make it to be a nice smell... sorry but your g/f is gonna have to live with it!!

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,,,

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Originally posted by KrazedKT:
<STRONG>Actually, my boyfriend's semen tastes delicious. Instead of going to the pub I just stay in and drink that! Sorta like a nice creamy pina colada, it's also very good for you with lots of vitamins.</STRONG>

ROFLOL <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Cum smells a bit, has she come across it before (NO pun intended lol)? I doubt it smells any worse than anyone elses, but if you think you might have an infection go and see a doctor <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">

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fruit actually makes it worse aparantly, the 'real' solution is red meat, but i doubt that, it is prob a loada bollocks.

and there's prob nothing wrong either dont worry!

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Sang to the tempo of that wierd blonde woman from friends(cant mind how to spell her name <IMG alt="image" SRC="frown.gif" border="0"> )

"smelly cum, smelly cum where did you come from

smelly cum, SMElly cum....."

better stop dont want to be to vulgar now do I <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="wink.gif" border="0">

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Tell her that her genitals are hardly 'delicous', and to stop complaining. Failing that, give her a slice of lemon before your vinegar stroke.

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nono, it's true... citrus fruit and grapes do actually work, if eaten by the bloke some time before the 'event'. Wouldn't say it makes spunk my favourite beverage, however, it's still prefferable to plain...

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Originally posted by Felicity:
<STRONG>nono, it's true... citrus fruit and grapes do actually work, if eaten by the bloke some time before the 'event'. Wouldn't say it makes spunk my favourite beverage, however, it's still prefferable to plain...</STRONG>

Also sugar. So that means Coke, sherbert and all the rest of it. You also may find it helps to 'water it down' by drinkin alot.

Wouldn't say it makes spunk my favourite beverage, however, it's still prefferable to plain...

*imagine bottles of spunk of different flavours. Plain, sugary, watery, dehydrated <IMG alt="image" SRC="eek.gif" border="0"> )*

Originally posted by wuckfit:
<STRONG>Sang to the tempo of that wierd blonde woman from friends(cant mind how to spell her name <IMG alt="image" SRC="frown.gif" border="0"> )
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Phoebe? <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0">

*yeah ok i admit it - i looked on the back of a DVD case*

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cum is not unlike saliva isnt it


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Sorry to disappoint you all, but this is the second page of a the 'smelly cum' topic. Let's just go and read something else slightly more constructive. Okay?