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why oh why did i show her my dick
BillieTheBot
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hey.well i was gettin very randy with this lass in a theatre.and she sed shed flash me.so out popped her tits and i gawked.then she sed i'd never show her my dick.never one to refuse a challenge(as ul know if uve read my other posts) i did.she woz shocked id had the balls(sort of speak)to do it.everything woz ok until i got back to school and found out she'd been sayin it woz tiny and shit.now im not being big headed but it woz 8inches last measurement so thats bull shit.neway, wot does every1 think i shud do about it.im still friends with her but im really hurt.
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Seriously thought, why worry? If anyone gives you trouble about it then offer to show them.
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sheep happens
simple really, when you think about it.
I think it would be quite funny