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Where are you all????

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Is there some mass orgy somewhere or something i should know about? lol Its mega quiet here...am i the only sad bugger stuck home on my own today?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well today already I've been a bit sad and ended up watching some of the Royal Christmas Lectures... *cough*

    Where's this mass orgy situated anyway? :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im a sad bugger too im home alone:D

    and no one wants to come over and keep me company there all at work or something
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wish I was at home instead I'm at work and get the feeling that everyone in the building has been invited to the same orgy ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm here.

    But going out in 30mins.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle
    I'm here.

    But going out in 30mins.

    To the orgy?;) if so tell me where it is!!

    He he ok somewhere nice?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am sat on my chair.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And I've got a reeeeeeeally sore back. Sitting on this chair ain't helping it much
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Does anyone reckon that every chocolate bar i eat if i have sex it will work it off?:eek:

    *Cant stop eating it*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper
    I am sat on my chair.

    Gah. My actualy broke as I read that. You scared the shit out of me! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i want to go shopping but noones around and/or im too scared to ask them:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tweety
    Does anyone reckon that every chocolate bar i eat if i have sex it will work it off?:eek:


    No harm in trying out the theory surely :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes


    Gah. My actualy broke as I read that. You scared the shit out of me! :p

    Mission accomplished.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm here...stuck home alone. Same as yesterday... am sooo bored!
    I want to go hit the sales but I don't get paid till NYE. Will have 2 make do with drinking all the beer thats left and hope that cheers me up... its Friday maybe I'll get to go out tonight but looking unlikely as I have the grand total of £7... :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Some of us are stuck in offices doing this really horrible thing called "work" :yuck:

    Although it's lunchtime in a minute so I may escape to the outside world and see what it's like out there ......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper


    Mission accomplished.

    Did you mean to make my head bleed too? :crying: :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tweety
    if i have sex it will work it off?:eek:

    Only if you're with me, honey :)

    *is willing to combine the two*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes


    Did you mean to make my head bleed too? :crying: :p

    That was just an added bonus :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im over here :wave:

    But I've got to go to work soon :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper


    That was just an added bonus :)

    Not for me it wasn't. :p

    *nurses his poor sore injured head*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes


    Not for me it wasn't. :p

    *nurses his poor sore injured head*

    Who was even thinking of you, and what you have to say?

    It's common knowledge that I will merely think about me, myself and what pleases me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper


    Who was even thinking of you, and what you have to say?

    It's common knowledge that I will merely think about me, myself and what pleases me.

    So it pleases you to see poor ickle Shukeys hurting they're poor ickle heads because of their poor ickle collapsing chairs? :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes


    So it pleases you to see poor ickle Shukeys hurting they're poor ickle heads because of their poor ickle collapsing chairs? :crying:

    Indeed.
    It's stuff like that which fulfills my day.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper


    Indeed.
    It's stuff like that which fulfills my day.

    *crys himself to sleep* :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm here, i'm sooo tired :( .... shopping today though :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent


    Only if you're with me, honey :)

    *is willing to combine the two*

    Chocolate & sex mmmmmm:yum: lol, nah you couldn't hand me Mok :p:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tweety

    you couldn't hand me Mok :p:D

    Oh please you two, get a room, there's kids present. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle


    Oh please you two, get a room, there's kids present. :p

    What and give you the room number?:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sofa.gif

    the nurse has just been round with the afternoon medication. if i haven't recovered from the matalan sale by teatime i might have to be moved to a more secure unit!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol can i have some of what you are on please morrocan roll?:p :D
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