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Former Member
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Men are like cement. After getting laid,they take ages to get hard.
What does a female reindeer do on New Years Eve?
She goes out to blow a few bucks.
Did you hear about the girl who asked her boyfriend to kiss her somewhere dirty?
He drove her to a coal mine
What do you get when you cross a piranha with a prostitute? Your last blow job.
What would you find on a nun's tombstone?
Returned-unopened
Did you hear about the constipated maths teacher?
He worked it out with his pencil!
Why do nymphomaniacs drive cars with sunroofs?
There's more legroom.
What did the cannibal do after he'd dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his arse.
Whats the difference between a wife and a mistress?
Night and day
If there are two flies sitting on someone's backside,which one is the drug addict?
The one that;s on the crack.
Did you hear about the ward sister nicknamed Appendix?
All the surgeons took her out.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hang onto your nuts; this is no ordinary blow job
Why did the simple man not enjoy his honeymoon?
He was waiting for the swelling to go down.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a malteser?
A cock that melts in your mouth, not in your hand
Enjoy
Slinky;)
What does a female reindeer do on New Years Eve?
She goes out to blow a few bucks.
Did you hear about the girl who asked her boyfriend to kiss her somewhere dirty?
He drove her to a coal mine
What do you get when you cross a piranha with a prostitute? Your last blow job.
What would you find on a nun's tombstone?
Returned-unopened
Did you hear about the constipated maths teacher?
He worked it out with his pencil!
Why do nymphomaniacs drive cars with sunroofs?
There's more legroom.
What did the cannibal do after he'd dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his arse.
Whats the difference between a wife and a mistress?
Night and day
If there are two flies sitting on someone's backside,which one is the drug addict?
The one that;s on the crack.
Did you hear about the ward sister nicknamed Appendix?
All the surgeons took her out.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hang onto your nuts; this is no ordinary blow job
Why did the simple man not enjoy his honeymoon?
He was waiting for the swelling to go down.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a malteser?
A cock that melts in your mouth, not in your hand
Enjoy
Slinky;)
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Slinky;)
But please stop sending me rude texts when I'm having my christmas dinner
Well you should see what Emma sending me, its pure filth.... and i love it:D