Turning men on

Former Member

Can anyone stop me from going even more insane?
During the day I think of all these top ideas to turn my hubbie on and then when we are actually together I really don't want to, I fancy him loads and I'm not shy, plus I think "yeah let's watch porn 2gether" (if thats what he wants) but then as soon as it goes on I end up acussing him of fancying all the women and end up going psyco on him. Please tell me there's hope for me!.
What really really really turns men on? ideas would be gratefully accepted!

Former Member

Its really not that hard..We are simple creatures...Just move around seductively and tell him you wanna shag.

As long as hes not too tired then pretty much anything should get him in the mood.

Former Member

yeah but that doesn't work, he's a hard fella to please - I want something that'll knock his socks off
but thanks anyway!

Former Member

I'd drop the jealously shit first.

Otherwise Balddog is right. We really aren't that hard to get going, unless you go psycho on us just as we get a woody (which is what he would have, if you didn't beat the shit out of him for getting turned on by the porn!)...

Dress up, dress down, candles, no candles, wine, fuck it doesn;t matter what you do.

A good one though would be to let him know he's gonna score just as he goes to work - he will then spend all day thinking about it and I guarantee he will be 'ready' when he gets home. Just make sure you are too!!!

Former Member

no MoK, he wont come home - be too scared she'll go psycho again

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If there's anything more important than my ego around here, i want it caught and shot now

Former Member

LOL!!! Blondie, you're My girlfriend ain't Ya?! LOL!

Holy Cow! one minute she "loves" Me, the next, I'm "Shit"!

You ladies are sumpin' else!