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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited March 2023 in Sex & Relationships
hi i was just wondering do we lads have any tips on masturbating how to make it a lttle bit more pleasurable?any tips or ideas, come on tell all!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Check this out, it may be of interest: http://www.thesite.org/sex/general_sex/give_the_boy_a_hand.html

    By the way, most of the posters on this BB are reluctant to give out personal information to people they don't know. Generally you need to '...give a little (personal information) to get a little,...' <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"&gt;

    [This message has been edited by Squinty (edited 12-11-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Squinty:

    By the way, most of the posters on this BB are reluctant to give out personal information to people they don't know. Generally you need to '...give a little (personal information) to get a little,...'

    While this is true generally squinty, I have no shame so ill shoot first (so to speak)

    There is the traditional posh wank (with condom), but I one discovered (FHM is a great source of amusement) that if you put ice cream inside a condom during masterbation you will numb the glans, and upon eventual orgasm its like cumming hot lava - bloody pleasurable - I nearly hit the roof (I havent done this for a long time BTW) I keep on eating the ice cream and forgetting to use it for this. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

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    concentirc_circles

    Sex is the only liquid center at the great Newberry Fruit of friendship. - Jilly Cooper 1937 -

    [This message has been edited by concentric_circles (edited 13-11-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by marlins:
    hi i was just wondering do we lads have any tips on masturbating how to make it a lttle bit more pleasurable?any tips or ideas, come on tell all!

    Use a woman.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wear womens clothing including lacy panties. That'll turn you on loads and feels great when you wank.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by charlotte transvestite:
    Wear womens clothing including lacy panties. That'll turn you on loads and feels great when you wank.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Although i`m not a fella, i am one of the lads and have often heard my mates discussing what does it for them. Have you tried painting your fingernails so your hand looks like a womans??lol
    or how about using a warm soapy sponge in the bath?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Have you tried painting your fingernails so your hand looks like a womans??lol

    ROFLMAO...Are you serious? hehe thats a classic..You have some very odd mates.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Balddog:
    You have some very odd mates.

    You`re telling me!! But they make life that little bit brighter!!lol
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/hippy.gif"&gt; Smoke The Weed, Go Insane!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    get someone to do it for ya. and then u might get some decent tips
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    JustVJustV Community Manager Posts: 5,336 Part of The Furniture
    archie14 wrote: »
    literally hold your hard one halfway down

    start moving your hand up and down still holding

    then get faster and faster and eventually it gets good
    Just a heads up @archie14 this discussion is over 20 years old, and we generally tend to not resurrect old threads unless they're still somehow relevant. I've closed this one for now. :)

    As a general rule, it's good to post on threads that have been active in the last few weeks.
    The truth resists simplicity.
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