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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
ok so what does everyone think of it?

my mate just told a story about his mate who was having anal sex with his girlfriend and when he withdrew he had a peanut under his foreskin!

ew ew ew ew! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

how mank is that?!?!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That is dicusting how the hell did it get there in the first place, I mean i cant even begin to imagine!!
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  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    ewwwww thats horrible!!! lol at the mo theres either really disgusting stuff on here or very very similar posts!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol babybird, i think it went right through her...ewwwwwwwwwwww.

    drifter, in my opinion it can be really great (seriously), or it can hurt like buggery <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    down with the pork and apple combination!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That is pretty god damn gross. Put me off it for life now. Never tried it and aint gonna now!!! YYYYUUUUUUKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oooo eeerrrrrr that was my 100th post yippeeee! sorry totally irrelevant i know!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by opera bitch:
    drifter, in my opinion it can be really great (seriously), or it can hurt like buggery <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    LOL. Duhhhh.

    Harry is very definitely on the boat.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's gross. And anal sex is gross too, in my opinion. I like to think of myself as a pretty open guy...but that...ugh...*shudders*.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sorry, but why would anyone do that? the peanut thing?
    And i don't think anal sex would be so bad, but my bf thinks it's gross, so i guess i'll never know, unless i split up with him, which i don't wanna do.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Drifter:
    ok so what does everyone think of it?

    my mate just told a story about his mate who was having anal sex with his girlfriend and when he withdrew he had a peanut under his foreskin!

    ew ew ew ew! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    how mank is that?!?!


    He must have had a foreskin that flapped around like the main sail on a sailing ship ... I think that story is an urban myth (although kinda funny in a gross way). I mean, think about it, would anyone want to be shagged up the bum if they knew that they were also wanting a shit (please excuse my graphic question but I don't know how else to put it)? I would guess that anal sex is best after a dump ...

    My opinion is :-
    I've never tried anal sex but seeing as oral sex was considered disgusting less than a century ago but is now perfectly acceptable, it should be up to consenting individuals to do what they like.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I duno my bloke wanted to but i was unsure. My mate did it once and said it hurt like hell, butthen another mate said it was great. Apparently it can make u fart tho at the same time??

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SexyCinderella:
    Apparently it can make u fart tho at the same time??


    lol, never heard that one.....



    down with the pork and apple combination!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no i have never herd that one either lol
    well i dont kno if i wud ever try anal depends on teh guy and how drunk i was <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
    but seriously that story made me feel sick urrrrr bet that put him off didnt it lol
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wouldn't have got a peanut if he'd worn a condom!

    j9
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    i heard the same story yesterday actually, i think it was a pea instead of a peanut, or something. sounds like an urban myth to me!

    and the thing is, this girl that everyone thinks of being really studious and everything was telling all these stories about sex with horses and people marrying their dogs and really "outrageous" stuff and my chem class was in hysterics and i was like ".. yeah i heard all this months ago" lol.. anyway thats pretty irrelevant so ill shut up now!!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i've tried most things, but never anal sex and i can't say i've ever really wanted to to be honest!

    i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made us to match the men.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    personally, well that's a one-way system!!
    but if someone wants to, that's their decision..

    peanuts, sweetcorn, peas? I guess what goes in must come out but I wouldn't have thought it possible , I mean, wouldn't the guy feel something?!?!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If your ganna do it, remember to wear a nodder, use copious amounts of lube and concentrate on getting a 52º angle to the spine.

    That way, your entering directly into the gary rather than the walls of the gary, avoiding a bit of a wince.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cleanblade:
    If your ganna do it, remember to wear a nodder, use copious amounts of lube and concentrate on getting a 52º angle to the spine.

    That way, your entering directly into the gary rather than the walls of the gary, avoiding a bit of a wince.

    LOL! Round of applause for Cleanblade!!



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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    (Sung to the tune Oh my darlin clementine)

    I found a peanut, I found a peanut I found a peanuit yesterday, I found a peanut I found a peanut I found a peanut yesterday.

    u can imagine the rest lol.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i would'nt like to try it cos i can imagine what the cock looks like when it comes out
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lorraine1:
    i would'nt like to try it cos i can imagine what the cock looks like when it comes out

    Ooh gross! I don't think it has to look messy or most gays probably wouldn't do it ...
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