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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Hi
This is my first time on this site so someone help me.
I was playing around with this girl a week agao and since then I have been given the nick name bendy dick.
She has told nearly all her friends (and mine) at school. I dont care about that but I care thats it is true.
My penis does not go down (when unerect) in a straight line but it bends to the left a little.

Is this wierd or is it ok. SOMEONE HELP!!!

thanks

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im told that this is very common in men and if it only bends a little theres nothing to worry about. The girl probably started calling you it cos she hasnt seen it before. Dont worry about it
    "Is sex dirty? Only if its done right."
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    yeah from what ive heard its pretty normal, my ex was like that.
    It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah iv heard its pretty common too, but if ur really worried, then u mite wanna get it checked out by ur gp, who can really tell u if there's anythign to worry bout.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If on the other hand, u have to stand 90º to the toilet just to get it in, then there probably is something up,
    Cos i'm thinking about a brand new hope, one i've never known, and where it goes, cos now I know it's all that wanted.
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    lol turtle that is a really funny image. lol no you realyl shouldnt have said that, ive got such funny pisc in my head now!! hehe <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the lefy bits normal but as for the other, i have no idea. The girl needs slapping...i hate people who bitch but mind u if shes not the type she may have told a couple in conidence and then its gone on from them.
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by Kat:
    the lefy bits normal but as for the other, i have no idea. The girl needs slapping...i hate people who bitch but mind u if shes not the type she may have told a couple in conidence and then its gone on from them.

    yeah thats likely if she isnt just bitching to everyone, that happens to me sooooooo much, i just tell one person i thought i could trust, someone reads the text msg without the girls permission, tells some more people and soon enough the whole school knows <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt; hate gossipping and i hate my school!!


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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    found this topic from ages ago about the same thing:
    http://www.thesite.org/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000359.html
    It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yea did u do nefink 2 prvoke this girl to bitch bout u? i'd never do that, its so horrrible!
    If the sky that we look upon
    should tumble and fall
    or the mountains should crumble in the sea
    I won't cry, I won't cry,
    No, I won't shed a tear
    Just as long as you stand
    Stand by me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My b/fs dick bends slightly its totally normal So try not 2 worry but if ure still unsure go 2 your local GP or Family plannin clinic who will give u confidential advice & support
    If u have a good soul u can make sum1 happy!! If u can make sum1 happy ure a good person & a good friend!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hi sexy i have got the same , it bends to the left and sometimes it hurts girls sometimes they enjoy very much , what is your experience

    Originally posted by sexy2000:
    Hi
    This is my first time on this site so someone help me.
    I was playing around with this girl a week agao and since then I have been given the nick name bendy dick.
    She has told nearly all her friends (and mine) at school. I dont care about that but I care thats it is true.
    My penis does not go down (when unerect) in a straight line but it bends to the left a little.

    Is this wierd or is it ok. SOMEONE HELP!!!

    thanks

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i heve got a questions , does girl enjoy to have a bendy dick or they can get hurt? i am so curious about that , i have never asked this question the girl who i had sex,

    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    lol turtle that is a really funny image. lol no you realyl shouldnt have said that, ive got such funny pisc in my head now!! hehe <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hello mate -well it's perfectly normal mate - and if i'm honest with u i experience the same thing!! never really bothered me tho!!
    As for her - well she aint worth it!! (sorry all you lovely ladies out there) - don't get a complex about it tho - just shrug it off when people say things - don't drop to her level tho mate!!
    take it easy!!
    hope that helpeda little??`
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hello mate -well it's perfectly normal mate - and if i'm honest with u i experience the same thing!! never really bothered me tho!!
    As for her - well she aint worth it!! (sorry all you lovely ladies out there) - don't get a complex about it tho - just shrug it off when people say things - don't drop to her level tho mate!!
    take it easy!!
    hope that helpeda little??`
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    I agree with SilverSurfer. Furthermore, some people try and hurt others by implying things about their genitals - a big worry to most people - don't let 'em get to you. As long as it works, there's nothing to fuss about ... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't worry about it. My penis also hangs to the left. This girl who made fun of you obviously isn't very experienced...otherwise she would have encountered it before.

    It's like the phenomena where your left testicle hangs lower than your right.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hav the same problem, and i also posted a topic like this one a while ago. I must admit i am still quite worried about it as i am a virgin and am dreading how a girl might react when she see's it.
    I'm sure lots of girls wouldn't bitch, but i am also sure that there would be a fair few who might. I'm not sure what to do really. Sorry i can't really help u, as i am in the same position. I am thinking of going to the doctors about it to see if there is ne thing which could be done. If i ever get enough guts to go i will tell ya what was said.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    all this talk of bendy dicks has got me worried. it seems from this thread that EVERY man's dick should be bendy...

    mine doesn't bend... does this mean I'M not normal?! (i'm genuinely wondering, sorry if this post sounds sarcastic)

    [This message has been edited by The Sleeper (edited 18-03-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No Sleeper, it doesn't mean you are abnormal. I haven't exactly done a field testing, but I bet you if you went out and asked guys, you'd find out that a good 1/3 or 1/2 of the ones you test will have a penis that hangs a bit to one side. But the rest will have no noticeable hang to any side. Don't worry about it...girls (at least the ones you don't bang just for some t & a) generally don't care much what your penis looks like...unless it has eyes and ears or something freaky like that...
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    lol eyes and ears!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    We had this discussion at school.

    This is what I understand:

    If a guy is LEFT handed, it bends to the RIGHT.

    if a guy is RIGHT handed, it bends to the LEFT.

    LOL, In my class this is 99.9% True
    *Can't Think Of a decent Signature*
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    did you check jst?! lol
    It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    did you check jst?! lol


    eeeeeeeerrrrrrrmmmmmmm.............no

    *Can't Think Of a decent Signature*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi i just wanted to make sure u knew i ment my dick was bent when it was hard, not when it was hanging. U may already of thought this , but i wanted to be sure. I am wondering if it will make sex awkward. Ne one hav ne experience with this?

    bye for now


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    God most ive seen hang to one side or another a little bit,

    i mean theres this thing called gravity you know and also i mean come on not everyones is gonne b abslutley perfect stick up straight,

    all you men who think having a lop sided willy is wird you have nuffin to wrry about n if its straight u have nuffin to worry about!

    And poor_boy u will be able to have sex as good as any other guy try not to spoilt it by thinkin ur willy is abnormal!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thanx :) I will try and stop worrying about it, but i guess i will keep worrying till i hav had sex, if the sex goes well that is( oh no i am worrying again lol ) seeya later
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