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More than one use for a washing machine

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
I was doing a wash the other day and noticed by accident if I stand close enough when it does its finaaly spin cycle it really revs up and has pleasurable effects <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; has anyone else found other uses for appliances, or is this a wierd one ?

Luk
I think it's because I'm clumsy
I try not to talk to loud
I think it's because I'm crazy
I try not to act to proud

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hehe no i dont but i know someone who has <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my mum said something about an electric toothbrush..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who was it taht told me someone was using and electric toothbrush and got the head stuck up her pussy?

    Ewwww
    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol.
    that was on a problem page in a magazine <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
    classic
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, i discovered the "electric toothbrush" thing the other day........bloody worked aswell!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wot the head gettin stuck up your pussy? hope u didnt clean ur teeth after with it.

    well as many people will have seen on tv, vacum cleaners are a fave with men for love bites and bj's and i did saw one of a man using a video recoreder...werid.
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    a vacuum i can understand, i got shown this website once which was well funny! but a video recorder...? hmmm....
    Burn baby burn!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no lil! it didnt get stuck , it made me cum!! lol.

    i think ill just save it 4 "down there" now and use a different toothbrush!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    uhhhhhhhh

    *restrain restrain restrain restrain*

    nooooo keep away from this thread

    keep............ mouth .......... shut!!

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    lee if you're restraining on my behalf... keep restraining! lol
    Burn baby burn!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Spirit II:
    uhhhhhhhh

    *restrain restrain restrain restrain*

    nooooo keep away from this thread

    keep............ mouth .......... shut!!

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    You know you want to <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">, come on, spill the beans lol

    j9

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah, i've heard a sotry from my sister about 'Accidental Dysoning ® of a Penis' cos Dysons don't have a loss of suction.
    Washing machines on the other hand ............ maybe that's why all our mum's lock themselves in the kitchen when their doing the washing (?) and them come out all flustered <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mmm hope my ex doesn/t read this lol, she got really excited when I trimmed her down below with my hair shaver, my friend said he found his sister using her pager down there, hehe he only found out cos the phone bill was massive and he walked in to find out as she was getting a message from herself (she was a bit hot and flustered) and very red.


    NuttyLad <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LoL I've alwayz had a thought of doing it on the washer while its goin mad
    Luv Lady*
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