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What do bloke regard as tarts?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
exactly as the question says, what do bloke find attractive in ladies and what do they find sluttish as to say....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like girls who are honest. I like girls who don't pretend to be stupid when they're actually quite intelligent. I don't like the "easy-catch" type of bimbo. I like girls who are complete, not just good-looking. I can't stand girls who pay too much attention to their appearances. I HATE GIRLS WHO WEAR MAKE-UP!! I dislike girls who wear bright colours (they look kinda tarty, although whit is sometimes alright). I like quiet girls, don't like loud-mouths. I don't like blondes, I detest girls who make themself blonde even though they're not! I don't like girls who are moody and would say anything/hurt anyone to get what they want. I don't like girls who are skinny, by which I mean anything below size 12, it doesn't look right..

    I could go on, but I'd probably offend some people, so I'll stop....... now.
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    my god luv_snail, not TOO picky are you!!!

    as a natural blonde who wears make up (not as in trowels it on, just a small amount, mascara, concealer, eyeshadow, etc), who is either size 10 or 12 your post caused a teeny weeny ickle bit of offence (and im not being sarcastic, im not that offendeed, just a teeny weeny ickle bit <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; )

    oh and i wear bright colours as can be seen in the pic showing me in a bright top with my blonde hair with make up on!!
    http://www.geocities.com/i_am_the_girl_from_mars_2001/Emma_GCSEs.jpg

    but im honest, i dont pretend to be stupid, i dont hurt people to get what i want, im quite quiet in a lot of situations and im not an easy catch as im very picky about who i go out with. btw im not trying to sell myself to you, just realised what it sounded like lol, i have a boyfriend who im very much in love with <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees

    [This message has been edited by Girl-From-Mars (edited 02-03-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sluts are girls who wear shit loads of make up and go around either prick-teasing or sleeping with loadsa men.

    BTW gfm, the link dont work.



    "Is sex dirty? Only if its done right."
    - Woody Allen
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    there are plenty of pics of her on her site at http://www.geocities.com/i_am_the_girl_from_mars_2001/

    Can't understand why her link didn't work though, the filename's right and everything! Damn geocities...

    Anyway, GFM... if I didn't have a gf you'd do me just fine!

    it's not pretty, but I have a pic at http://www.dalerichards.com/dale.jpg ... although it has been modified slightly...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    also, I forgot to mention that I like girls with pale skin... REALLY pale like... yeah, in fact I hate suntans!!! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON FAKE SUNTANS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    or piercings,,, ick!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    actually... forget everything I've ever said on this topic... I just like girls who are EXACTLY identical to my girlfriend...

    Well i tell a lie, I just like my girlfriend.

    alright then... i love her!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by luv-snail:

    it's not pretty, but I have a pic at http://www.dalerichards.com/dale.jpg ... although it has been modified slightly...

    Slightly???

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    do you guys ever go to bed?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by luv-snail:
    do you guys ever go to bed?

    nope

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;



    "Is sex dirty? Only if its done right."
    - Woody Allen
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well I'm going to bed now anyway... Thanks to everyone for all their help, it's been a busy day for me on this board... it was my first day y'know!

    Ah well... sleep now

    Hey with this many posts a day, how long do you think it'll be before I'm "Uber"? lol

    Night All!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    32 posts a day? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;

    Well ive nearly been classified insane which shall be nice.

    "Is sex dirty? Only if its done right."
    - Woody Allen
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    actually i wanna be insane before i crawl upstairs to bed...

    "Is sex dirty? Only if its done right."
    - Woody Allen
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Am I INSANE?

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    Thank you and goodnight

    "Is sex dirty? Only if its done right."
    - Woody Allen
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    hehe thanks luv_snail

    the link didnt work the first time but iput it in again and then it worked for me.. but you can find it from my main site if you really want to (those that havent already).

    but anyway i wasnt tryign to sell myself as a prospective girlfriend lol, i have a boyfriend who u may have seen around on here under the name of Broken Heart or more recently Original Prankster.

    but yeah back to the topic, you can so tell the tarty girls, the type that wear really revelaing clothes or short skirts or something and loads of make up, and stuff like that. not saying that all girls like that are tarts, but you know.

    It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jamie here


    i see a tart as someone who opens her legs for anyone they usally wear tracksuit bottoms, with loads of jewelry, u dont even have to chat them up to get them in the sack.

    on the otherhand girls with morals and dignety, are more attractive to males on a whole, tarts are just people who lads use fora quick shag they arenever loved or particuarly liked they are just called a shag.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What the bloody hell has got wearing tracksuit bottoms and jewellery got to do with being a tart ?!!!!

    And pleeeeeeeease get your own account. Please ?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wow luv_snail

    i love ur hair!!!!!!

    i love guys with long hair, it's my fetish! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    If the sky that we look upon
    should tumble and fall
    or the mountains should crumble in the sea
    I won't cry, I won't cry,
    No, I won't shed a tear
    Just as long as you stand
    Stand by me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it's not really green y'know
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by luv-snail:
    it's not really green y'know

    i kinda guess that coz u sed it ad bin modified <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;



    If the sky that we look upon
    should tumble and fall
    or the mountains should crumble in the sea
    I won't cry, I won't cry,
    No, I won't shed a tear
    Just as long as you stand
    Stand by me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by luv-snail:
    it's not really green y'know

    Like you really havent got a blue face...

    But if you did that would be strange



    "Is sex dirty? Only if its done right."
    - Woody Allen
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by city_boy:
    Like you really havent got a blue face...

    But if you did that would be strange


    ...and i'd be really offended right now!


    but i haven't, so i'm not
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok elisakate, he cant get his own account cos he uses it on my comp and well he just cant! and we live in hull and round here we call people who wear loads of jewelry (usually gold with massive earings and about 10 chains on at once) and they nearly all wear sports stuff with their trousers tucked into their socks or girls sometimes wear really tight bright purple or blue trousers with say a bright green tracky top on.

    with nearly ALL of them all u have to do is ask them 4 a shag and they will.

    so i think that is wot jamie ment by it.

    ps soz if we offended ne of you townys!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it is possible to have more than one account on a computer... get IE5 and it will remember your usernames and passwords too!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well judgin from everyones comments im a tart, i wear bright clothes little tops, not skirts that often but yeah i wear a bit of jewellery not so much as i used to n what else yeah i wear joggers all the time, but no i dont wear things that dont colour code or make me look like a clown n yeah i wear make up so

    hmph im a tart

    thank you for lettin me know
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    would anyone sleep with a tart, even if they found her really unattractive, just for a shag???

    down with the pork and apple combination!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by opera bitch:
    would anyone sleep with a tart, even if they found her really unattractive, just for a shag???

    Fellas always say no, but i wouldn't put it past any of them... felling incredably bitter at the sec.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and has anyone EVER heard a bloke get called a tart?!

    down with the pork and apple combination!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Spirit II:
    Well judgin from everyones comments im a tart, i wear bright clothes little tops, not skirts that often but yeah i wear a bit of jewellery not so much as i used to n what else yeah i wear joggers all the time, but no i dont wear things that dont colour code or make me look like a clown n yeah i wear make up so

    hmph im a tart

    thank you for lettin me know

    awww don't worry lee, we still love u! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


    If the sky that we look upon
    should tumble and fall
    or the mountains should crumble in the sea
    I won't cry, I won't cry,
    No, I won't shed a tear
    Just as long as you stand
    Stand by me
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by opera bitch:
    and has anyone EVER heard a bloke get called a tart?!


    yes. i called this bloke a tart and a slut once before, coz he was working his way round all teh girls in the room, dancing with them and snogging them. and i happened to fancy him at the time and all he did was dance with me so i was a bit bitter!! so for ages after i went round saying he was a tart and everyone agreed. and sometimes the boys that do snog everyone (i havent heard too much about their bedroom habits, just as well!) get called tarts. so yes i have!

    It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
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