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Losing your Virginity

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
What is the best way to lose your virginity?
<positions, situation etc> what mistakes not to make, etc.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Guano:
    What is the best way to lose your virginity?

    Have sex.


    I don't live to work, I work to live and I live at the weekends. I'm the last of the big time drinkers.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Despite how hard you try, how much you know about sex, how many positions you know, etc. the first time will never be perfect.

    So just do it.... and enjoy it.

    Sex is better when it ain't planned!!! Who ever buys a new video game and reads the intstuctions? You just bang it in the PS2 and play the damn thing!!!!!!

    (In other words bang it in, press all the buttons, use yer joystick, fiddle with her rumble pack (if she has one), if yer have got a mate whos up for it give her a dual shock... until you get Game Over!!!)

    I'm sorry, I'm slowly going sane... its not good. And who hasn't heard those analogies before eh?


    Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
    I'm the rest!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol@insane. i don't like the idea of a girl with a joystick, TBH!

    wb, btw, where u been?

    I don't live to work, I work to live and I live at the weekends. I'm the last of the big time drinkers.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol @ insane, thats funny. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Insane:

    Sex is better when it ain't planned!!! Who ever buys a new video game and reads the intstuctions? You just bang it in the PS2 and play the damn thing!!!!!!


    Actually getting laid for the first time is a lot like trying to get a PS2. Nearly impossible...

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Easy T:
    Actually getting laid for the first time is a lot like trying to get a PS2. Nearly impossible...

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;


    lol...then look likes some luck is on my side. I got a PS2, but still haven't managed the sex thing dowhacky whatsamathingamajig.

    I don't live to work, I work to live and I live at the weekends. I'm the last of the big time drinkers.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There is no right/wrong way to loose your virginity.
    The easiest is the missionary but once you have got the idea the world your oyster!!!
    Dont panic about it, make sure your eady and then just go for it!!

    Good luck
    Love jane xx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Insane, thats a good way to describe it!

    well sex, will never be right, i always planned it to be candels, dark, music, no one in the house etc etc, in the end, me and my now ex g/f just were cudderling in bed and were getting horny, so we just did it, i think that was the best way it not being planned, cos it felt special and just perfect and not orkward or nuffing. also u dont have to worry about the blokes man going down if he dont know he gona shag. so its better to do it spontaniously with a girl u really like/love who u been with for a while etc etc, it just makes it more special and easier. well if u get that
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtletoise:
    lol...then look likes some luck is on my side. I got a PS2, but still haven't managed the sex thing dowhacky whatsamathingamajig.


    i think im beginning to influence u with my insanity turtletoise..
    ur probly luckier with the PS2 <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by IcKleMoNSteR:
    i think im beginning to influence u with my insanity turtletoise..
    ur probly luckier with the PS2 <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    why thank you dear. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/mad.gif"&gt;

    Cos i'm thinking about a brand new hope, one i've never known, and where it goes, cos now I know it's all that wanted.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtletoise:
    lol...then look likes some luck is on my side. I got a PS2, but still haven't managed the sex thing dowhacky whatsamathingamajig.


    yeah, and the best part is the PS2 is ALWAYS ready to make you feel good. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Insane:
    Despite how hard you try, how much you know about sex, how many positions you know, etc. the first time will never be perfect.

    So just do it.... and enjoy it.

    Sex is better when it ain't planned!!! Who ever buys a new video game and reads the intstuctions? You just bang it in the PS2 and play the damn thing!!!!!!


    i always read the instructions!



    i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made us to match the men.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    PS2 makes me feel sick at how crap the games are, they are just PSOne games with slightly better graphics, get urself a Dreamcast, its cheap and its got some great games, MSR, Shenmue, CRAZY TAXI, Power Stone 2 to name but a few, but we getting off topic now aints we
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lonely-in-life:
    PS2 makes me feel sick at how crap the games are, they are just PSOne games with slightly better graphics, get urself a Dreamcast, its cheap and its got some great games, MSR, Shenmue, CRAZY TAXI, Power Stone 2 to name but a few, but we getting off topic now aints we

    Staying off topic, that's cos the Dreamcast has been out for a while and is now starting to show it's age. Read the rumours, it's possibly being pulled out of the market spooner or later. And what are the bets the next Sega is not gonna be backward compatible?

    Sony used a very smart idea to make the PS2 backwards compatible, but I guarantee the Sega will not be able to do this with their new console. Ah well.

    As for the games, it takes a while for the developers to learn the intricacies of a new console, but when they do you can guarantee the games will be pretty damn good.


    I don't live to work, I work to live and I live at the weekends. I'm the last of the big time drinkers.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Guano:
    What is the best way to lose your virginity?
    <positions, situation etc> what mistakes not to make, etc.

    1 tip:

    RELAX AND HAVE FUN.

    we are programmed to have sex, if you relax and let it flow it will come naturally to you. If you get stuck for ideas buy the Karma sutra
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Whowhere:
    Karma sutra

    heheheh position impossible.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by IcKleMoNSteR:
    heheheh position impossible.

    i hope not. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    you know i live for the day, when you say baby let's just run away
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Easy T:
    i hope not. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


    errrrmmmm.......
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by IcKleMoNSteR:
    errrrmmmm.......

    No!!! Don't comment, please don't comment!! ANYTHING BUT A COMMENT!!! *get's down and begs them both to move on and change subject*

    puhleeeeeeeaaase???

    I don't live to work, I work to live and I live at the weekends. I'm the last of the big time drinkers.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtletoise:
    No!!! Don't comment, please don't comment!! ANYTHING BUT A COMMENT!!! *get's down and begs them both to move on and change subject*

    puhleeeeeeeaaase???


    i really wasnt gonna, i swear <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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