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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
What are the best things to do when ur stoned on cannabis?people say its really good to wank(i know that already lol :D) anyone any other ideas.thanks.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Listen to Porcelain by Moby. But really listen to it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... ring your dealer for more weed :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    best things?

    dont post messages like that- its not our fault you wank cos you cant get any
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Read a book.

    A good book that you can think about....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sit very still with a beer, remote control, doritos and a king size dairy milk bar :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    Thedruglord
    dont post messages like that- its not our fault you wank cos you cant get any


    You think people that arn't getting any are the only ones to enjoy having a wank???

    LOL...

    besides, it was a pretty good suggestion.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Stella is an angry beer, you have a couple of pints and you just want to fight with someone, I dont know why but I know quite a few people who think this.

    If your looking for the perfect book to read when stonned then try one called 'Slow chocolate Ortopsy" I cant remember its author though. Its really odd, you dont understand anything then you get the end of the chapter and kinda go;
    "ohhh, whooo, now I get it" and you just get a feeling.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know it sounds really stereotypical, but fire on The Streets - Original Pirate Material, stick it on repeat, sit back and really think about the lyrics - even if you don't particularly like The Streets.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Read 6 super shitty scifi/fantasy novels about the fucking lost regiment. Its like some fucking drug man. I would sell my sons toy.... no fuck that i'd sell my son to get more of this shit. Only 15 to go. Then i dont know what i'll do. I hope the Jack Herrera dont run out too soon
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Stella is an angry beer, you have a couple of pints and you just want to fight with someone, I dont know why but I know quite a few people who think this.

    That's true. It's know as wifebeater round our way and was taken out of the pub I used to work at cos it caused too many fights, but then again you could say that it's the people that start fights and not the beer.

    If you've got a playstation put on a cd you really like and just stare at the patterns for ages, which is cool. Or else just watch some bad porn on channel 5 and see if you can figure out the plot.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm not so sure, I think its a mix of the beer and the people who drink it, because I'm normaly really calm but the few times I've got really drunk on stella I get really loud and swear all the time and are generaly a git.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by The Witness
    [BI hope the Jack Herrera [/B]

    An excellent choice !

    Even tho its not spelt right lol

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You can spell this Fucked. Well your a bitter man than me(SIC)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I got a phone call from a mate of mine a while ago now saying that he had just got some really strong weed.
    He told me the name as 'Jaceara', it took me quite a while to realise that the dealer he'd got it from didnt know what the fuck he was selling.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Same source i got the Jack Herer from just harvested some BIG BUD! No Fuckin shit. He had scaffolding holding it up last couple of weeks
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Simpsons, music, Oreos, milk, and pickles.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    make sure everything you could possibly want is within arms reach and get as horizontal as possible for a very very long time and dont move for anything. thats my normal plan anyway!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by octopus of doom
    make sure everything you could possibly want is within arms reach and get as horizontal as possible for a very very long time and dont move for anything. thats my normal plan anyway!

    oh and crisps and lots of them!:yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yea crisps are nice..:thumb: and a lump of dope beside you to is nice and a pipe..saves hassle from rolling when ur stoned.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have to say without a doubt the best thing to do is use ur little bro's voice control thingy... it comes free with those masks from scary movie. the voice box makes u sound like him.. ringin people when really stoned and just listen to peoples reactions.. hehehe i laughed for hours last night "Whats ur favourite scary movie?" Fuckin Class..especially if u ring people with french accents, they really like the word "Mozzafokka" LOL :lol::lol::D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yea that would be funny to do Loco-really funny but dont have one of them voice things.
    One of the funniest things i have laughed at is this boy we know-he seems to think that drink loves him and that drink is far better than cannabis..whenever he goes out drinking we smoke and it was really funny the last time.Just so stupid the way he acts when drunk.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ah u cant compare drink & Cannabis, but that is a good mix bein stoned and watchin a drunk we do that most sat nites... watch all the drunks fall out of pubs tryin to start fights
    Anyways just thought i'd give a shout out to this granny.. when im her age i hope i'll still be able smoke the best of bongs.. go on granny u ledgend :thumb:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    try telling this boy that..he really loves drink and nothing will change his mind until he gets 2 drunk some nite and becomes really sick i bet you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just leave him off that means more smoke for every1 else!!:D :naughty::D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yep....its his choice.
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