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This could happen to you.....
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Just had to share this 
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and
says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me
through the forest! You'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the
rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the sunny forest, you'll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the sh#t out of the little rabbit As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? ... He was merely trying to help us!"
The lion answers, "That little f***! He makes me run around the
forest like a muppet every time he's done speed!
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and
says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me
through the forest! You'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the
rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the sunny forest, you'll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the sh#t out of the little rabbit As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? ... He was merely trying to help us!"
The lion answers, "That little f***! He makes me run around the
forest like a muppet every time he's done speed!
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Nice to see you back, Mr Cotee