where have you done it?

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So wheres the worse/best place you done things sexual?
For me itd have to be on one of the fountains in london, on a train and tube, and the cinema, probably other places but i cant remember them. hows about you?

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We did it in a show home. We had a sales chat with the woman on reception and she said have a look around. (bluffed that we could afford it)We went upstairs pulled each others lower clothes off and did it. I came just as we heard people coming up the stairs.
Quickly dressed and as the door opened said " this room is nice shall we look at the next one.
We went downstairs and the sales woman said " there is another house over the road but not open to view yet, do you want the keys. We said yes, went over there, stripped naked and shagged on the bare floorboards!

Girl-From-Mars

lol glen, daring!!

im so boring, its mainly beds to be honest! a bed disguised as a sofa once downstairs in the guy's living room.... shortly before his parents came downstairs.... and almost in a shower if it wasnt for a pesky sister.

but theres always the future <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt; (bet he never reads this lol but i know just the place about what we were talking about the other day! hehe.. and that other place i mentioned on the phone but you might not have heard coz of the loud madness!)

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in a rowing boat in oxford......

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down with the pork and apple combination!!!

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me n my bf were on a bus going to meadowhall and we kinda got a little randy and we did it on the bus, also when me my bro, dad n jamie were cumin back from my grans in newcastlr jamie fingered me! we has this "B" thing going where we shagged in all places beginning with b eg: brothers room, bus, etc.

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The most daring thing I have done was on a packed bus,stuck in a traffic jam.Just masturbated my guy-no room for anything else.

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Originally posted by glen:
We did it in a show home. We had a sales chat with the woman on reception and she said have a look around. (bluffed that we could afford it)We went upstairs pulled each others lower clothes off and did it. I came just as we heard people coming up the stairs.
Quickly dressed and as the door opened said " this room is nice shall we look at the next one.
We went downstairs and the sales woman said " there is another house over the road but not open to view yet, do you want the keys. We said yes, went over there, stripped naked and shagged on the bare floorboards!

I love the story-good on the two of you!!!

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I have the keys to my office, so one night, when we didn't have anywhere else to go, guess where we went!!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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I thoud I saw a puddycat, I did, I did see a puddycat!!

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Oooo Oooo where did u go then pussycat? with your keys to the office?....Ohhh hee hee

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My first and strangest experience was in a resevoir drainage duct when I was 13, it was a square hole which was about 3/4 metre in square size of solid rock. Totally freezing! We couldn't exactly move much in there and while we were at it people where walking their dogs on the land about 4 metres above us....

The worst was probably on the sand-dunes, we were both pissed and sand got everywhere which made the experience like sleeping with sandpaper... we both experienced quite a bit of pain the following day.

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13!!!!THIRTEEN!!!!

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i know gosh u were an early starter! ooooo god sand up ur bum

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painful!

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Originally posted by jolizzie11:
i know gosh u were an early starter!

To tell you the truth, when I look back at it now I should of waited till I was older, I know it sounds daft like, but the amount of things that happened in the following month...
One lad who knew me spread it round school which caused endless problems, the lass I was seeing was late on her period which had me panicing for about a week, just a really stressful time which I didn't need...
She'd asked me like 2wice before hand and I used to keep turning her down and changing the subject, the second time she asked we were walking down this country road and she sorta asks me my views and then sorta puts it blunt so I used the excuse about not having a condom and she countered it with saying 'well, we could always cut a finger off one of the gardening gloves in the shed'...

Kinda amusing looking back at it now, I was more interested in Sonic the Hedgehog than sex...

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sorry dude, but i gotta ask...

did u do the glove finger thing?

*waits with bated breath* <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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In a telephone box opposite a pub, but my g/f didn't put the phone down properly so her mum heard most of it, it was great sex though needless to say we didn't stay together for long afterwards

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NuttyLad

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she musta put a lot of money in that phone box lol

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she had a phone card thingy that charges it to your phone number so her mum wasn't to please about the £8.90 phone bill that it cost to listen to her daughter making love in the phone (she still thought her daughter was a virgin)OOPS

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[This message has been edited by NuttyLad (edited 13-04-2001).]

Girl-From-Mars

Originally posted by NuttyLad:
she had a phone card thingy that charges it to your phone number so her mum wasn't to please about the £8.90 phone bill that it cost to listen to her daughter making love in the phone (she still thought her daughter was a virgin)OOPS

NuttyLad

omg thats SUGH a nightmare scenario lol... id probably die if that happened to me!!!

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nutty lad where bouts in hull r u from???? did her mum mention it?

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back row of a packed cinema is the best easily ever! don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise!!!

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i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made us to match the men.

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Most daring place i've had sex is on a bus ... top deck back seats to be precise ... number 45 i think was the bus number <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
As GFM knows, only cos she's a mate i never shagged her on that bus !!, my g/f was on my lap and it looke dperfectly normal cos the seat was hiding the bare bones of what we were doing so it just looked like a passionate snogging session .... and what with the motion of the bus going along the bumpy road it added to the sensations <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
The fact that it was a night bus, and that 99% of the passengers were wasted in one way or another helped carry it off with being noticed <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

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I am from near Patrington, yeah her mum wasn't happy especially as she was a strict scool head teacher (god i do pick em)lol.

Originally posted by jolizzie11:
nutty lad where bouts in hull r u from???? did her mum mention it?

Girl-From-Mars

Originally posted by Powerslave:

As GFM knows,

i do! lol..

only cos she's a mate i never shagged her on that bus

no he didnt!!!! just a story he told me, nothing to do with me, honest guv! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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Hiya <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

The best place for me has got to be .... erm... erm....
I think it was last summer on Dartmoor. It was so romantic and it was the best.
It sounds funny but lets just say we found a perfectly shaped tree and made use of it..oh it does sound odd but dont want 2 bore u with the details!

lol <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

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Front seat of a mini, cupboard under the stairs, on top of cheddar gorge.

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j9

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i thought i'd make your folder flame so i tell u mine was in the back of my mates boyfriends car while my mate and her boyfriend were still in the car! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">*tisha* <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

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ok then that didnt work sorry if i got your hopes up!lol!
<IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">*tisha* <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

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lonely in life why choose that name when u might find someone and then you'll still be called lonely ion life?
<IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">*tisha* <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

Girl-From-Mars

Originally posted by sexylaydee:
ok then that didnt work sorry if i got your hopes up!lol!
<IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">*tisha* <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

yeah it did! you just have to press refresh or hit F5 a few times to see the newest post. and to see what the newest post is, if you go back to the main sex board you can see the time if the last post, if you refresh that too, and if it hasnt appeared in the thread where it should be, then keep hitting F5! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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Girl-From-Mars

Originally posted by sexylaydee:
lonely in life why choose that name when u might find someone and then you'll still be called lonely ion life?
<IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">*tisha* <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

well i dont know about him, but i used to know someone going by the name of Broken Heart and a messenger name about being a lonely cook... but then he met me <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; no longer broken hearted or lonely <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

sorry, couldnt resist!! ill go away now..

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Because to not be lonely has nuffin to do with finding someone. you can still be lonely no matter how many g/f's wires, lovers, mates, etc etc you have in the world. dont look into things to deeply ok. also your name, one day you might not be as sexy as you are now, meaning you'd have to change it...think about it.