Male masturbation techniques

Former Member

Hi

NEbudE got some tips on how to get themselves off better?

Like to hear them

Former Member

Well, I'd like some help too. I found that just putting your hand on your dick and rubbing up and down just pulls the 4 skin about and it hurts.

Former Member

Someone please forgive me for this. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif"&gt; But I do know a good way to get off. The cool guy ( <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"&gt; ) gotta have too. This is what you do. Get a porno and fast-forward it to a part where they show the penis going into the pussy (or whatever). Then, take a pillow and fold it so that you can slide in just like a pussy (or whatever) <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; and just mimic the movements that you see on the screen. It's great if it's your favorite scene.

Da Cool Guy <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"&gt;

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Former Member

<shakes head in disbelief>

is it even worth commenting on how fucking stupid you sound? you're the epitome of someone wanting to be cool and thats about it

anyway, wanking techniques for da boys and flicking techniques for da ladee's i apologise now for the shitty server the otha end, ive seen faster turtles *

* turtle does not have a webcam

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[This message has been edited by MasterDevilish (edited 10-07-2001).]

Girl-From-Mars

Originally posted by MasterDevilish:
<shakes head in disbelief>

is it even worth commenting on how fucking stupid you sound? you're the epitome of someone wanting to be cool and thats about it

anyway, wanking techniques for da boys and flicking techniques for da ladee's i apologise now for the shitty server the otha end, ive seen faster turtles *

* turtle does not have a webcam

yes he does. actually, does he? hes getting one soon i think, thats what i meant. yes.

and i see you have knowledge of www.very-koi.net too.. hehehehe <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

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Former Member

Girl-From-Mars:
and i see you have knowledge of www.very-koi.net

nope, i found it through google search

i did read it and it's crap, pages take years to load and it's got nothing that isn't elsewhere...apart from some bifta in the top left of the page <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;

Former Member

turtle does not have a webcam, no matter how much u want me to.

send me the money and yeah, maybe.

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