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It takes him about three hours.
Of course, look at the motivation he has.
I'm afraid your going to have to swim yourself.
Good night.
I think I'm going to finish this pint and go to bed myself actually.
Are you reading my mind Alistair?
Man it took you a long time to write out that post
You drunk already at this time of the morning?
Size is a tricky one (I know people have been saying only the big boys have been responding but can ya blame them? lol) Sorry to say it but I am just under 8" when erect. Dunno my girth to be honest but it's about 1.5" across and the head is a good size too!. Now from experience (and I have had alot of sex, though I am no slag!) I would say girth is the more important measurement.
All length has done for me is get me quotes like "Ooh stop, it feels like you are stabbing me in the stomach" and "not doggy it goes too deep" Unfortunately I have never had anyone say "It's too thick"...shame!
So guys: don't be too impressed by us long ones, if you have a thickness similar or bigger than a banana you will be FINE!!!...if it's anywhere near a cucumber then OUCH!!!!
Even I have insecurities about my size and worrry that a girl will have been with a bigger guy...it's natural boys but as I said before I have enough experience to KNOW that a good heart and warm personality as well as a loving touch will go deeper than a big dick!!!!
Not to boast but i have a 12 inch penis and i think that average. my girth is 5 inches and i always make my gf bleed. sound familiar?
Do you use it as a rule:D
well, this may be a different perspective from the rest, but it's all to do with size. when i was 14 i was raped by two guys i knew and it was a violent and agressive attack. sorry, this isn't very pleasant, but i was quite badly cut down there. not many people that know me since i've come to university know about this, but i have one paranoia. maybe it is superficial, you may think why is she worrying about this as she must know there are more serious problems, but i worry that because of what happened to me my vagina hole might be bigger than normal? i hope not, but it is something that really concerns me. before the rape i couldn't even use tampons, and now even sex doesn't hurt. however no guy has complained about size or anything. still, it lingers on my mind. do men think about womens' sizes? as in vagina size? i'm concerned because i've always heard guys like it tight, and i'm worried that i'm not anymore. or does it not really bother you? thanx.
Yeah you can tell if you have good Vaginal muscles if you can hold a Pencil up there!!!!
But that would be showing off
Its well worth doing the exercise I think what you need to do first is go to the loo, and then start to wee then try and stop the flow of your wee. you should feel a muscle (I think. Being a bloke I can't tell you what your feel) but anyway you feel something then once you know where the muscle is you can flex it every day or something for 2 mins doing sets of 10, and build your self up. This is all from my memory. You maybe better looking it up on the net
But girl like tighter better but you can become tighter if you really want to, I'm so sorry to hear what happen to you
If you want to pm me any time feel free.
When erect just shy of 7.5 " with 1.75 " girth
I am happy with my size generally, although my bell end is quite small, only slightly wider than the shaft of my penis - is this common, or is it usually bigger?
Off I go to start a thread on bra sizes. :rolleyes:
Lol - this is so true. A dead ringer of Joey's "hand twin" storyline off Friends ... nice one Daisychainthing.
Everyone's different. The exercise has NO point to prove other than reveal how many insecurities the posters have. Learn to love and accept your willy as it is 'cos unless you have some dangerous penis enlargement surgery, it's gonna be like that all your life.
60 Things NOT To Say to a Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
lol
Youre FAR above average girth man you must have trouble getting oral and all that.
Anyway the average guys length is 5.1" long and 4.9" is the average girth.
MS
my tongue is 7.1" :-)
Such is life.
Pah, obsessed with size you lot are. Does my head in.
I never did start that bra size thread. :rolleyes:
I just want it to die.
i'm sorry that we are so far....
It's just, I don't see why you really need to share these details. They serve no purpose as everyone is different. Averages and the like only serve to make people feel bad (or good) about themselves. Can't change these things and I'm not sure why knowing how big other posters are is of interest to anyone.
Too big can be bad.