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rampant rabbits!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Just read an article in the paper saying that 150,000 rampant rabbits have been recalled due to a fault that means a plastic part of them may become dislodged and cause extreme discomfort :crazyeyes nearly bought one of these a while back, kinda glad I didn't now!!!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    WHat made me laugh was that this number only covered recent purchases :eek:

    How many have been sold then...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes, you just forced another poor sod to buy it for you, didn't you ObviouslyBlonde! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent
    WHat made me laugh was that this number only covered recent purchases :eek:

    How many have been sold then...
    squillions I'd say... they claim to be pretty damn good, with all the wiggling, vibrating n little ball things :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oooh I have one of these!

    I need to buy new batteries though :blush:

    V.v.v.v.v.v.vv.v.v.v.v.vv.V. good. :love::love: :yes: :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry...........but...........erm......

    What's a rampant rabbit ? ?..........:confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Vibrators.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Ocean Sailor
    Sorry...........but...........erm......

    What's a rampant rabbit ? ?..........:confused:

    a vibrator
    a mighty good one at that!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its not fair on guys!!! :(

    Why can't we have a version of the rampant rabbit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There's a lot of thing's girls get that poor poor men don't ya know, but you'll just have to put up with it won't you! :)

    Oh, the unfairness of it all. :D Lovely.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes
    There's a lot of thing's girls get that poor poor men don't ya know

    Like intertrigo:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes, and even worse, multiple orgasms! It must be so terrible for women! :(

    Wait a minute...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thought u weren't gonna whinge about the unfairness of women havin multiples shukesy wukesy???? :D


    personally I haven't got a problem with it :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well YOU wouldn't have a problem with it would ya! Lucky cow! ;)

    Still, I'm not bitter anymore. I've been drinking too much water I think. :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol bitter? bless ya cottons, anyways ure a bloke, u can wee standin up...... I think thats a fair exchange for bein able to have multiples :D:D:D:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol well i don't! It's just soooooooooooooooooooooooo unfair :mad:

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And anyway, with this bloody eye it's damn difficult weeing standing up anyway! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i can pee sitting down too...hehe
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hehe, really I have an eyepatch at the moment after getting hit in the eye by a rock!

    I swear being even slightly ginger makes you universally hated, hehe.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who needs rabbits when you've got sex!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yes you women get the best sex, but you also get something bad us men dont: periods!!! :lol:
    pleasure pain theory and all that...
    Duffy
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh, and childbirth :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hehe I'm willing to bet that a couple of good hard kicks in the balls is going to hurt a more than an entire session of giving birth.

    Infact, if I was a woman, I'd probably have children to burn.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not that I'd actualy burn my children or anything... um... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes
    Hehe I'm willing to bet that a couple of good hard kicks in the balls is going to hurt a more than an entire session of giving birth.

    Infact, if I was a woman, I'd probably have children to burn.

    *has learnt that men are foolish creature who love to wind up women*

    *gives you a few hard kicks to the bollocks to test out your theory*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hehehe I'm not a man I'm just a lil baby! :D

    I wouldn't really say being kick in the balls would be more painful than all those hours of childbirth... prolonged labour... caesareans... erugh... *shudder*

    Although a kick in the balls is probably the most concentrated painful pain, seens as it doesn't last nearly as long then I'm sure it's not as bad :p

    I'm lovely really. Hehe. :)
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