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Sex Shops!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
What was your experience like??

Me and my boyf went to a sex shop yesterday. It was great, I've never seen so many weird but wonderful things in my life!
We spent nearly 100 squid on toy's n stuff.
He had to drag me out of there, I was sooooo lovin all the naughty stuff, grrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course we had to try everything out last night, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!:naughty:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So what did you buy? Do tell!!! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hehe *blush* Well we got this thing it's called 'the finger tip'
    It's the size of the top bit of your finger and it has a little clip.
    You put it on so it's on the inside of your finger and vibrates (boy does it vibrate!) It's really discreet so you can take it anywhere with you. We also got me a new virbrator (nice)
    Some pvc underwear for me.
    Aaaaaaand these things called penis sleeves. They go over ya blokes dick. They are made out of clear rubbery stuff. Instead of them being smooth they have bubbles and different kinds of things to give you extra pleasure. We got 7 of them, thier great!!:naughty:
    Then we got some poppers and some nice smelling lubrication stuff, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah I've seen those penis sleeve things, they look well kewl... my mate went to a sex shop the other day n bought this pvc paint type stuff..... its well bizzare, gives ya a rubbery coating :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Clandestine
    So what did you buy? Do tell!!! ;)

    You really wanted an answer to tht question eh
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ObviouslyBlonde
    yeah I've seen those penis sleeve things, they look well kewl... my mate went to a sex shop the other day n bought this pvc paint type stuff..... its well bizzare, gives ya a rubbery coating :naughty:

    Yeah I've seen that stuff it looks cool.
    As for the penis sleeves, I recommend you try them if you get the chance. God they are gooooood!!!:eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No, darn, sorry. when i hit the submit reply button it didnt so anything so i kept clicking it. ooops.

    how do i delete these extra posts?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hehehe I've done that too!! Never mind.
    So what did ya think of my purchases then?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Clandestine
    No, darn, sorry. when i hit the submit reply button it didnt so anything so i kept clicking it. ooops.

    how do i delete these extra posts?

    Edit; tick the delete post box thing; then the other thing. I forget and can't be arsed to check.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If only I had a credit card...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Daisy, thanks. all deleted now.

    Lu, those are some great buys, sounds like youve got all the makings for complete ecstacy!! :D

    Too bad another guy is getting to enjoy the fun! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ObviouslyBlonde
    my mate went to a sex shop the other day n bought this pvc paint type stuff..... its well bizzare, gives ya a rubbery coating :naughty:

    alistiar is getting some of that. He told me. Cos of course, i wanted to know :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Sa-ra-ra-ra


    alistiar is getting some of that. He told me. Cos of course, i wanted to know :rolleyes:

    he neva told me hmph thats favoratism!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lady Lu



    As for the penis sleeves, I recommend you try them if you get the chance. God they are gooooood!!!:eek:

    lol I would if I had a penis to try them on, well, not had a penis personally, cos if that ever happens I wont be too impressed but ya know what I mean :D

    saw a wicked swing thing in one of the shops up soho, it suspends from the ceiling and comes with a book of over 100 positions to try on it.... I soooooooooo wanted one but livin with me folks it mite b a bit hard to explain, could say it was a new style hammock I guess??? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ObviouslyBlonde
    yeah I've seen those penis sleeve things, they look well kewl... my mate went to a sex shop the other day n bought this pvc paint type stuff..... its well bizzare, gives ya a rubbery coating :naughty:

    These penis sleeve things, I don't quite understand what you say they are. Are they like condoms that you put over the willy ?
    ..........& this PVC paint stuff, you mean you actually paint your willy with the stuff ?
    Does it come off easily ?
    I've been in a few sex shops in my time over the past year or 2, not in the UK, mainly in Spain. I find it good fun. But generally I'm quite naive with all this sex toys stuff, but always interested to spice up the sex life abit !
    What are 'Poppers' actually for, & what do they do ?
    *My naivety again*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Ocean Sailor


    These penis sleeve things, I don't quite understand what you say they are. Are they like condoms that you put over the willy ?
    ..........& this PVC paint stuff, you mean you actually paint your willy with the stuff ?
    Does it come off easily ?
    I've been in a few sex shops in my time over the past year or 2, not in the UK, mainly in Spain. I find it good fun. But generally I'm quite naive with all this sex toys stuff, but always interested to spice up the sex life abit !
    What are 'Poppers' actually for, & what do they do ?
    *My naivety again*

    penis sleeves are kinda like 'rings', ya slide em on n push em up to the base, so that they rub against ur partners clit.... as for the rubber stuff I dont think u would coat ur willy in it... think its more of a fantasy clothing type thing....altho I've not used it as yet so I'm not entirely sure..... I love goin to sex shops....always leave learning something new :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Poppers are wicked to sniff when you are shaggin.
    You can either put some on a plate and leave them to get around the room or you can just sniff them straight from the bottle.
    If you sniff them while your shaggin everything you do is just so intense.
    When me and my boyf sniff them while gettin down to it, I get tingles all through my body and it just feels sooooooo lush!!!
    They are also good at relaxing you if you want to try a bit of anal sex, mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ObviouslyBlonde

    saw a wicked swing thing in one of the shops up soho, it suspends from the ceiling and comes with a book of over 100 positions to try on it.... I soooooooooo wanted one but livin with me folks it mite b a bit hard to explain, could say it was a new style hammock I guess??? :confused:


    Agrees they look cool, but are bloody expensive!!:eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmmm sounds cool! might just give my gf some toys soon ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by tweety



    Agrees they look cool, but are bloody expensive!!:eek:

    aye but with over 100 positions to try I'm sure you'd get ya moneysworth :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do you recommend something special that I can give her??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hehe so how big are these swing things then obviouslyblonde? They supposed to support your whole weight and along with liberal... bouncing movements, and not break? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shukes
    Hehe so how big are these swing things then obviouslyblonde? They supposed to support your whole weight and along with liberal... bouncing movements, and not break? :confused:

    yeah, they're made out of straps n stuff, with loads of attachments to hook ya arms/legs into.... well impressive :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol sounds niiice! How much they cost then? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well i have a crap memory but the one i saw was at least £100.:eek2:

    Edited to say, just looked it up £115.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ashamed to say have lead a very sheltered sex life!

    Have just concentrated my efforts at getting good at the regular stuff lol

    :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    True story... Last year I was roommate with a girls' couple, one was a rather butchy lesbian, the other was more or less bi. One night the butchy one goes to sleep, and the bi chick and I stay up, do some drugs here and there, watch some porn, and then decided to go sex-shopping. Get to the shop, giggle at this, laugh at that, wink at the other thing, and then... she points at something and asks, "How does this work?" I didn't think of anything better to say "Let's buy it and I'll show you."

    So we did. She actually bought something too. We didn't really do anything, just showed off how the toys work in front of each other. Yes, it was interesting. Oh and... were dumb enough to leave them in the bathroom, figuring we'd put them away a while later.

    An hour or so later we're just sitting on the couch, watching more porn and feeling kind of bored. Then we hear the butch girl get up. We're pretty much frozen in place, listening to her step towards the bathroom and then...

    "I SO DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING IN HERE!!!"

    We've chalked it up to the drugs as an explanation but she's never been nice to me since anyway. I moved out a month later.

    Me and the bi girl are still friendly - to the degree that having a girlfriend that hates me allows, I guess... ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah, bout 120 quid but worth it I'd say! Have to admit, I haven't tried half as much as I'd like to, but theres still time :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, it's not like you need any added pleasure ObviouslyBlonde, all those various abilities inherited by you're gender should be more than enough! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi samson009 and welcome to TheSite :wave:

    This thread is from 2002 so I'm going to close it now, it's worth checking the dates on threads before you post and of course feel free to start your won new threads if you'd like to talk about a similar topic :)
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