I am a WINNER

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I've just got back from a fantastic holiday from Greece.

But that's not actually why I'm posting on the Sex Board - exciting though it is.

While I was away I was lucky enough to receive an e-mail from The Site telling me that I'd won a 'years supply of condoms'.
(I'm assuming this isn't a joke )

Anyway . . . . .

It got me thinking.
How many condoms do you think I should expect to receive?

3? 12? 52? 356?

The 2001 Durex Global Sex Survey shows that Britains have sex an average of 107 times a year compared to a wordwide average of 97.
(Don't ask me how I know that - it's for professional reasons).

So how many condoms do you lot reckon I'll actually receive in the post? The closest person to the right answer will win my admiration - but admittedly little else.

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1,095, thats 3 times a day, should be right...

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I wish I could have it three times a day again.

*strains to remember*

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Aren't condoms free anyway? I wouldn't be too impressed with that prize, what would people think when they looked in your drawers and found loads of condoms?!

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I want free condoms!!!!!!! blah i entered that comptetion as well

Well Done though

I reckon about 250.....

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Originally posted by my_name
1,095, thats 3 times a day, should be right...

sounds about right to me!:D

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off topic, but...

what do you do with 365 used condoms?
melt em down, turn em into a tyre and call it a goodyear
sorry, very lame
Duffy

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*produces candy cane, hooks it round duffys neck n drags him offstage*

bless ya cheesy joke filled cottons

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Originally posted by PussyKatty
Aren't condoms free anyway?

free condoms?? where???

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I reckon you'll get 52, enuff for a shag a week!

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Originally posted by my_name


free condoms?? where???

Family planning clinic

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Originally posted by ObviouslyBlonde
*produces candy cane, hooks it round duffys neck n drags him offstage*

bless ya cheesy joke filled cottons

well if youre going to do that, may i please eat the candy cane?
im sooooooo hungry lol
Duffy

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well if u go the brook they give u wot they call a years supply which is 50.
that lasts so long not :rolleyes:

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Three times a night, three times a week is nine times a week... *gets calculator out*... which makes 468 a year.

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condoms into tyres

if you did melt them down and turn them into tyres would it not burn off the lubrication giving them better grip in the wet!!!!

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Re: condoms into tyres

Originally posted by nantcaw
if you did melt them down and turn them into tyres would it not burn off the lubrication giving them better grip in the wet!!!!

and it would burn off other, erm, "stuff" lol
Duffy