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Amsterdam on Monday !!!! M/roll, duffy, whspliff
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Well I am well chuffed to say that I shall be going to the fair city of Amsterdam on Monday for 2 nights 
I am looking for a mission or some helpful hints when out there !
So come on, give me a challenge, a souvenir to bring back or anything else your massled brains can think of to make my few days a bit more interesting..........(not that I think it will be boring at all)
But am looking for suggestions or quests you think I should embark on.
I will be taking a camera so any challenges are welcome and I shall endeavour to prove my conquests to ya'all :crazyeyes
I am looking for a mission or some helpful hints when out there !
So come on, give me a challenge, a souvenir to bring back or anything else your massled brains can think of to make my few days a bit more interesting..........(not that I think it will be boring at all)
But am looking for suggestions or quests you think I should embark on.
I will be taking a camera so any challenges are welcome and I shall endeavour to prove my conquests to ya'all :crazyeyes
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If you want a challenge try staying awake in there for more than 30 minutes. its a very relaxing place, and you can take good photos of people sitting under the tree with the pixies in the background.
its not in the red light district, but more towards the "shopping" part of the town, it should be in most guides.
You could also try scoring more than 4 goals with 1 ball, playing dutch rules table football. Tricky, but it can be done (my mate did it).
Find the non-smutty sex shop (there is only one, as far as me + g/f saw)
Find Mescalin! OK, you can buy payote cacti, but they are going to be immature and you'll need about 5-8 of them to get a decent hit (after leting them mature for 2-3 months), but as mescalin is not illegel out there you'd think it would be possible to buy it.... you'd think wouldn't you...
Oh, and Have Fun, thats not a challenge, but an order.
I will print these out and cos I know I am not going to remember !
Have you tried DMT cokephreak ?
:crazyeyes
I will see if I can fit her in my suitcase with the rest of my dutch souvenirs
Id love to go there!!!
from what ive heard, a good challenge would be to walk down the street for 5 mins without seeing someone smoking spliff
a better challenge would be to find and take a picture of the biggest bong you see there, i think the one on spliffys site takes a lot of beating!
how about finding the dutch weed that gets 4 stoners fucked off one spliff and having a contest with friends\any random person to see how much you can smoke without falling unconscious? crap challenges i know, ill try and think of more, will post later.
oh and as cokephreak said, if you even think about coming back and saying it was anything less than absolutley amazing then ill be pissed off! lol
Duffy
how old are you blonde ?
and for me - her TWO YOUNGER sisters please:p
1 blonde girl for Mr Roll
2 sisters for Mr Spliff
1 Mouse with clogs on for ObviouslyBlonde
A picture of me next to the bulldog in the bulldog cafe (btw growls back at ya trixibelle, just checked you out too!
And for duffy and cokephreak I have to make sure I get wasted, shouldnt be a problem there guys!
I may need reminding of who I am, where I live and how to walk when I get back tho, gonna dabble in a bit of everything me thinks ! :crazyeyes
*wonders how the fuck ure gonna get back on the plane*
Enjoy!
Supposedly there are some of the buggers in there (Vondlepark, i think its called - its how i pronounce it anyway) but I've never managed to find one of them...
It is quite a large park though, so theres plenty of scope for them to be hiding.
Hmmmmm.... by this time mister crazyredeyes n co will have been in 'Dam for a good couple of hours, which means, that although I'm currently cained... I'm nowhere near as cained as them...... Damn it's not fair!!!!
im glad for him, cant say im not jealous though
Duffy
Duffy