Men on Mars and women over on Venus..

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We are very different species - the book is true. What makes us both so different?

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Both species have logic, one species chose to use there in a very strange way!

But its good we both don't think a like otherwise it would be no fun and women wouldn't have nothing to moan about thus would spoil so many of your girlie night out

But the up side is men could drink more, we wouldn't have any more nagging and moaning at us. We may even live longer as well:p

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If i was anything like a man :rolleyes: im glad i am a woman.

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Sadly a lot of men are starting to turn like women. Women have so many bad traits and just few good ones, normally revolving around sex and homemaking.

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The perfect man is gentle

Never cruel or mean

He has a beautiful smile

And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children

And will raise them by your side

He will be a good father

As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking

Cleaning and vacuuming too

He'll do anything in his power

To convey his feelings of love on to you.

The perfect man is sweet

Writing poetry from your name

He's a best friend to your mother

And kisses away your pain.

He never has made you cry

Or hurt you in any way

To hell with this endless poem

The perect man is GAY!

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And something for cheekychick;)

Secrets to a Happy Marriage from a Male Point of View
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> >> > > 1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
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> >> > > 2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
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> >> > > 3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
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> >> > > 4. It is important that these three women never meet.
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Originally posted by cheekychick
The perfect man is gentle

Never cruel or mean

He has a beautiful smile

And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children

And will raise them by your side

He will be a good father

As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking

Cleaning and vacuuming too

He'll do anything in his power

To convey his feelings of love on to you.

The perfect man is sweet

Writing poetry from your name

He's a best friend to your mother

And kisses away your pain.

He never has made you cry

Or hurt you in any way

To hell with this endless poem

The perect man is GAY!

he he...thats a wkd poem:p

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Harmless
or as Jerry Hall put it:

"My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit."

ahh a woman after my own heart

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Harmless - David Bowie said that at a recent concert of his!

Cheeky Chick - That poem is so true! I've almost lost track of how many 'lovely gay boyfriends' I have.

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Scarlett & cheekychick have you ever thought about changing side?;) , I mean you both seem to have so little faith in the male of the species;)

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Originally posted by Harmless
Scarlett & cheekychick have you ever thought about changing side?;) , I mean you both seem to have so little faith in the male of the species;)

lol. Actually I haven't, but I always seem to fall in love with gay men. Whether I know they're gay or not. I have special radar. Woo! It's because they're safe! Nothing will ever happen and I won't get hurt, but I'll have a great friend out of the deal who will give me loads of hugs when I'm feeling down.

Yes, I have deep psychological issues. I need a straight man who acts gay. *sigh*

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i see the main differences between men and women are the levels of testosterone and estrogen, and the reproductive organs.

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Originally posted by Harmless
Scarlett & cheekychick have you ever thought about changing side?;) , I mean you both seem to have so little faith in the male of the species;)

Lesbian fantasies:rolleyes:

yes have thought about it, sex is so much better with a man, despite their other failings.;)

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Hmm... there are obvious physical differences for starters.

Both species think their way of thinking is superior to that of the other species, thereby creating conflict in all areas. Complicated way of saying that men think they're right all the time, women think they're right all the time, so they end up arguing all the time