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What's your bad but funny joke?
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So tonight in GC, Fostress started bad but funny jokes! As a cheer me up, thread I want to hear YOUR bad but funny jokes!!
Mine:
How do space party? They Planet!
How does a train eat? It goes choo-choo.
Fostress's:
Why did the sneeze cross the road? Because it aaaah chooo!
Post and lets have a giggle!!:hyper:
Mine:
How do space party? They Planet!
How does a train eat? It goes choo-choo.
Fostress's:
Why did the sneeze cross the road? Because it aaaah chooo!
Post and lets have a giggle!!:hyper:
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Because it was in-bread.
An irrelephant!
What did the scarecrow say when he was advised to change his job?
'Hay, it's in my jeans!'
:hyper:
You go on ahead, I'll hang around
-Woof!
-See?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
A gummy Bear!!!! XD
What did the policeman say to his tummy?
You're under a vest!!
SNOW BALLS!!
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I also swapped my bed for a trampoline, Didn't tell the other half. She hit the roof
I'd like to find work cleaning mirrors. It's a job I can really see myself doing.
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They're so bad but strangely brilliant. Never fails to make me laugh
A stick.
:d
A pair of trousers
Omg 😂 and Fostress said mine where bad :P
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"Can you smell carrots?"
Yeah, everyone loves penguin jokes. They just don't admit it. My personal fav (which I'm a bit sad for knowing off by heart).... What do penguins sing on someone's birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow :yippee:
I don't know what you mean. That is quite possible the funniest non dirty joke I know.
A woman walks into a bar and asks the bar man for a double entendre.
So he gives her one.
Now there's a bit of nostalgia. The Ha Ha Bonk book was legendary at my primary school.
All of the best jokes!
You are going to love the continual knock knock jokes over Xmas, partnered with the brilliant cracker jokes. You are in for a treat
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Ya,
Ya who?
Nah I use Google.
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-Who?
-Not bad!