simple, embarassing question

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hi peeps. i am posting this anonymously coz i don't want ne1 2 c me doing this. i usually post under a different identity on thesite. i have (as the title suggests) a simple but embarassing question. i am male and have never had sex. i am really scared that when i eventually do (wishful thinking) i wont know what to do. im not after advanced technique tips here, i just want to know, basically, which hole to put my penis in. i know this sounds really simple, but having never seen a woman down there i just don't know <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt; so: how many holes are there and which one do i use? some pictures seem to show it at the front, which kinda makes sense if the man is on top, but then u hear ppl talking about going at it from behind, and the angle doesn't seem right. so is it pointing vertically down in the middle of the legs or what? also, does urine come out of the same hole as the vagina, even if they're different 'tubes' or whatever? im sorry if ive offended ne1 with this rather graphic posting, but i couldn't think of ne other way 2 find out! im soooo confused and scared - please help me and dont laugh at me <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt; thanks.

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wat?!!!!!!asho ur weird!their are 3 holes rite 1 v. small 1 which isnt really visible which urine cums out of, the hole which is in the middle (it is also quite small but stretches quite easily) then the other hole where basically waste cums out of. U dont urinate out of the same hole as a cock is put in!!!!!u do have ur period thru same hole thou.u can 'do it' in many different positions so dnt worry!

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kool. thanx peeps! i like the way u argue with each other! i think i get it now - like pepsi_104 said, uve got ur 'waste hole' which is the same as 4 blokes, rite? and then uve got another sort of flap of skin, at the front, but which is quite flexible and stretchy, behind which is the urine hole and the vagina? i thought that's what it was, but i wasnt sure. i knew there was this vertical 'slot' on the front, which was a flap of skin and the urine hole, but i wasnt sure if that 'hid' the vagina aswell (which, if i understand u correctly, it does). i also had this idea that there was a third hole kinda halfway inbetween that one and the anus, but apparently not. well, thanx for that peeps! uve been a gr8 help and thanx 4 not laughing at me - i shud have used my real name, but i feel more comfortable this way <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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ive just read ur posts again and im all confused. ok - i know that u urinate out of a different hole from the one u put ur cock in, and that ur periods come out of the same hole as u put ur cock in, but are both those holes hidden behind the vertical flap of skin at the front, or is one seperate?

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flap at front?im gal and there is no flap at front!!!!!im confused...i know my body pretty well 2...well all i know is u cnt see the first hole but the middle 1 is kinda pinky/white (but not v easy 2 c)and u dnt hav 2 lift any fucking flap!!!!oh tell me who u r per-leaze!!!

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Yeah, I'd feel so much more comfortable if I knew who you were

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jeezus, this is gettin complicated! shame we cant do drawings really. tell u wot, pepsi_104 - u forget wot i said in my last post, and ill forget wot u said. jus start from scratch. working from front to back, how many openings are there? obviously the last one is going 2 b the anus, but whats in front of that? ok, lets try it like this. if i was lying on the floor, looking straight up, with my head inbetween ur feet, what would i see? is there an opening, if u like, at the lowest part of the torso - where a guys balls wud hang for example, or is there only one, more where a guys cock connects in2 his body, which 'houses' urine and vagina? this is getting quite graphic, isnt it. i wonder wot new ppl will think . . .

ah well, run that 1 past ya - there is v little point in me telling u my other name, as u still wudnt really no who i was!

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ok here goes.
starting from the top. you have a nobbly bit of skin (cant think of a better word) where a woman urinates from, would cant really see a hole. next you have the hole you want, you cant miss it, theres no way you can get it mixed up with the hole you urinate from. then you have your bum hole which again you will know which is which once you are down there.
i should stop worring so much as its not as complicated as you may think.

good luck & hope this makes sense. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

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This is the most entertaining thing I've ever read! This guy is really confused...

i knew there was this vertical 'slot' on the front, which was a flap of skin and the urine hole, but i wasnt sure if that 'hid' the vagina aswell

What the hell is he thinking about? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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Thats a bit harsh Capt. Kirk.

(ok thread as its going is funny, but the fella needs help, so lets see if we can.)

My only advice on this one is that its really not possible to describe what goes on down there and the only real way is to see it.

I there fore suggest porn (i in no way endorse pornographic material as a masterbation aid, and only as a learning aid for this king of subject. - Please remember it CAN be illegal to look at certain kinds of porn and for most sites its recomended that you are 21/18 to view (why to I sound all knowing on the porn thing!!)

HTH

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ok then. we'll just leave it for now then, as ur just getting me more confused. i'll just go away now, be confused, cause some unlucky girl 2 kill herself laughing and be a sad virgin for all eternity.

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oh yeah, i just wanted to say, thanx to every1 who tried to help, but i think im a bit beyond help, frankly. bit sad 2 b 18, at uni and not know that sort of stuff, isn't it. sadly tho, Capt. Kirk probably represents the views of the majority . . .

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Hey, hold on! All I said was that it was entertianing, it's not a personal thing. Everyone has to learn, just look at a porn-mag for Christ's sake (you're old enough to buy one). It's not rocket science, it can't be that confusing. The large 'hole' that looks like a kebab's pitta bread is the vagina (for sex), and the arse is next to it. Forget about the mysterious piss hole, I don't think anybody really gets whats going on down there! When you see one for real, all will become apparent... don't worry.

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It's instinct. I had the same worries before my first time, like what hole etc. But when you get down to it your primitive side takes over and you get it right. Plus the girl will probably guide you anyway.

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cheers guyz. i daresay ur right - i mean, listening 2 how sum of u peeps go on in the other threads u dont exactly sound short on experience. i still dont understand, but im sure there is sum kinda long-dead program lying in my brain sumwhere that will come to life when its needed and guide me. or, i cud just ask her, as i plan on loosing my virginity to sum1 whom i love and trust, not just a 1 night stand. gud way of finding out if she loves me back, really - if she laughs in my face then she prob doesn't, but if she is kind and sympathetic then i've chosen the right one! neway, i doubt i'll encounter that situation for a while as i haven't actually had a girlf yet, but we live in hope . . . . . . .

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This post is so funny!Talking bout fuckin holes, bit personal aint it?!
I dont know reaLLy wat ur worried about,there is a certain hole where u stick ur cock up, wen its ur 1st time im sure ull just find it automatically.
Plz let us know who u r, im really curous now!

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i'm not going to tell u who i am - i mean, even if i did say 'oh, im ********' (dont try counting the stars, its not the same number as in my name) u wudnt really no who i was. every1 basically seems 2 b saying that it will come naturally, so ill trust them. im sorry if u found it a bit graphic, but i cudnt think of ne other way to put it!
o, and im glad u found it funny aswell, personally i didnt, and i dont think u wud either if r positions were reversed, but there ya go . . . . . .

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Well, if the situation arises where you will be having sex with a girl, then simply look at her parts first to see how they go. I mean, you don't go straight into it anyway, you have foreplay, which in its many varied forms os a good chance to inspect it thouroughly. You could say you are just checking her for stds or something. See will be pleased that she is sleeping with such a sensible young man.

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Captain Kirk....kebab? That's disgusting! lol

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...but tasty <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">, seems even better after nine pints! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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lol!! this thread is fucking brilliant hehehe best thing ive ever seen!

on a serious note though for the poor lad whos havin problems here.

1. piss hole right at front.
2. middle hole where u put Mr jiggy up
3. back hole is your waste hole.

there u go nuff said!

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LOL... i'm sorry ut i coudn't really help my self, jus when u thought 18 was da age of experience, there's a newbie...lol

the post above this one is the most clarified one of the set, simple and easy...

i still can't over the fact that you're confusing your self with 'holes' but- 'so is life!'

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Here is a diagram of the area to help clear this up:

o -piss hole right at front.
{} -kebab-esque vagina, put your little-fella up this.
* -arse, knob this also if it takes your fancy, lube suggested.

Any clearer?

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right, easy simple answer. Its pretty obv once u get going, but if in doubt, take her hand down to your dick, then get her to put it in. This is good for her aswell as she can make sure it doesn't go in too fast (v.painful if it's her first time). Then u can learn together, which can be a hell of a lot of fun.

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ffs,
don't listen to any of this, IT HAPPENS NATURALLY, now please can we let this thread just DIE???

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its true, dont worry about it, when the time comes just take it in ur stride, it will all be obvious then <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

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dont worry thing this way unless having anal sex there is no other way it will go in!

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ok, thanx ppl. the general concensus seems 2 b that it will just come naturally, and i'll take that as read. like whowhere says, its probably best just 2 let this thread die now - but thanx 2 every1 who helped, uve made me feel betta bout it all!

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thread's dead <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;