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Mornington Crescent

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
This has pushed me over the brink and I simply must instigate another round.

Monkton opening gambit to Barking.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think we're playing the Underground, Overground, Wombling Free version. If we're not, we are now, so there.

    And with that, I'll do a twat-in-a-trilby hipster ponce wiggle over to...Shoreditch High Street.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think we're playing the Underground, Overground, Wombling Free version. If we're not, we are now, so there.

    And with that, I'll do a twat-in-a-trilby hipster ponce wiggle over to...Shoreditch High Street.

    Hmmmm. Well that requires every third move (until the Brown Law is played) to be Wimbledon. Yawn.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    With a move to Earls Court due to the rules I'm not permitted to mention because I've signed the official secrets acts.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Then we must invoke the Cabinet War Rooms injuction. Westminster.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Time to make the tasteless move because of a war-related injuncted event.

    Bethnal Green.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Throwing down Tudor Tunes on a sweep to Green Park.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Purple_roo wrote: »
    Throwing down Tudor Tunes on a sweep to Green Park.

    Have you all forgotten what day it is? Clearly so, Tuesday variation of the overground underground wombling free takes me to Shadwell
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fiend_85 wrote: »
    Have you all forgotten what day it is? Clearly so, Tuesday variation of the overground underground wombling free takes me to Shadwell

    We are no longer Wombling Free since the 6th play was not to Wimbledon.

    The Elvenquest Rules take me to Morden.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shakey move there Fiend, keep up or you'll lose out on the game. Nicely twisted by Piccolo - this leaves me pondering, at which point I shall mosey to Baker Street.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmm. The newly-created Sherlock deviation puts Baker Street in North Gower Street, thus: Euston Square
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Queen's Privillege minces me to Swiss Cottage
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok, dykeward shift, takes us to Stoke Newington
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fiend_85 wrote: »
    Ok, dykeward shift, takes us to Stoke Newington

    Holborn, ho!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The barmaid in the Bree Louise has a fantastic rack and a better arse, ooh Sven, harder Sven pervert's prerogative takes us back to...Euston
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Unfortunately you all seem to have forgotten that we are in an odd, non-leap year. So I must in fact make the move to Mansion House.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    FOOL, YOU FOOL! It's half day casual friday, and still before 7:30am!

    MORNINGTON CRESCENT!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well that didn't last long did it :(

    so i found this key and it opens the plebgate to Westminster
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well, what do you expect, he's a doctor - they only get 5 minutes, so they often overlook the details.

    So... Westminster

    Queensbury
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what the f*** is going on in here O.o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'll use Newbs Intervention and rattle along peplexedly to Cockfosters
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Before dawn on a Saturday limits manueouvers to within the City. Therefore, canary wharf
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Canary Wharf is not in the City of London you twat. You have to miss a turn whilst you sit on Piers Morgan's lap and think about what you've done.

    It's now after dawn so I'm going to take you up the Fulham Broadway using the convalescing cottager combobulation.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm, Sunday service detour takes us to St. Paul's
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And then swiftly onto Westminster - due to the limitations of the Sunday service.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Green Park
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Green Park

    Spurious reason why that is invalid. Can't move two stops in a row on the same line due to winter weather warnings.

    Hampstead.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Rocks fall, everyone dies"

    Cheeses guys, MC is supposed to be a bit of fun - we're not playing at professional level here, this constant rules-lawyering just interrupts the flow of the game - from there you could have simply played Latimers's Road - which would have left the game in an equivalent position (arguably slightly more in your favour...)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't hate the player...

    So are you moving or whingin?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    merely whinging, so we're still at Hampstead.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    merely whinging, so we're still at Hampstead.

    Well, then by a cunning Poor Avoidance Strategy I am going to whizz in my private carriage straight to Knightsbridge.
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