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Sex words that we hate

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i know ive posted here already but i also cant stand the word fingered eewwww its so disgusting who the fuck thought of that word savage!


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OK -

    To slip her one - Just the one thrust gents - surely we can do better then that.

    Aggree on Minge, and Schlong, don't really like nobbin either.

    lol - Ok may I should rephrase that - I dont really like the WORD nobbin.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i hate wank, frigid and cock. i also hate it wen peeps come up wiv disgusting alternatives 4 penis and vagina. its so annoying. they werent named so peeps could giv em all diffrent names, and its so confusing coz sum1 comes up wiv a diffrent name evry second and u dont know owt they're tlkin bout 1/2 da time!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i h8 the word shagging. it makes sex sound so dirty
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    word that made me laugh when I heard it 4 the first time was shogging!! My mates alternative to shagging. Means the same I think!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hate the word "shagging" as well. I rather use the term "slipping her my salami" lol... And "Wanking"?? Please... It's flogging the bishop...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hate the word 'winching' I mean comparing two people in the act of the love to mindless machines doing the one repetitive motion (I didn't make that crude on purpose y'know)is dehumanising, and a bit weird

    You messin wi' me pal????
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    flange-thats a minging word to use!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    The only phrase that I ever thought was offensive is "getting into" as in "That new g/f of yours, are you getting into her yet??"

    Grim.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think it all depends on the way it's said, tbh.

    If there's anything more important than my ego around here, i want it caught and shot now
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Horny Hollie:
    flange

    *wonders what flanging has to do with sex* <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/confused.gif"&gt;

    as for words i hate, it's pretty much any word connected with the whole of, or any part of the female genitals. i mean, it's quite a nice body part IMHO, so why do all the words for it either sound too clinical or too vulgar?

    i like 'snatch' though.

    snatch is ok.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fuck!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I really hate cum/spunk bucket. Mate of mine says it all the time and really f%*#s me off!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    another is bonking and humping
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    **** is a crap word. twat is even worse. pussy is cool though. bollockectomy is funny (when my cat was castrated my friend said it.)it shuts men up when they offend you and you talk about bollockectomies. or they vomit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Frigid - ACTUALLY means: unfriendly, cold and for a woman - sexually unresponsive

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    Originally posted by *Groovaybaby*:
    Frigid = virgin fridge = havent kissed ne1.

    I hate the word "boned" "making love" i cant stand it!!!!

    If I had 1/2 a brain i'd jump!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hate the word fanny and the phrase "giz a nip"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this is the wort ever. when a bloke comes and calls it " emptying his dirty water" YUKKKKKKKK!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ppl have sed boobs and punani, but wat about the other favourite of blokes? babylons, ewwwwwwww how sick is that? the only thing that i think is funny is saying eric i.e. an erect penis, or a nipple eric, it sounds stoooopid i know, but for some weird reason i cant say erect coz it takes more effort. not very good for all the blokes out there called eric though, sorry!!!!!!

    ooo i thought of another that involves blokes names. to 'roger' someone, that is stupid!

    bye


    x x be happy peeps x x
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what about GASH must be worst ever. sounds like a trip to hospital needed
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i hate the phrasa shafted her and sit on my face that really pisses me off


    lolly
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The phrases Not tonight babe I'm too tired and I that it was bigger spring to mind! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hate the word minge it is one discusting word
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol means lots of love usually. it has to be said theres a hell of a lot of chat jargon that i hav no idea about too.

    also i know a lot of people who dont like the word c**t either - interesting.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pussy, **** , fanny.i dnt mind them but i always thought that they were derogratory towards women.it makes me cringe if i hear lasses saying them
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Depends where your from and your background i guess. Before going to uni i worked in a factory for a year where c**t was a term of endeerment! personaly it depends on the context and how something is said.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hate the word '**** ', its just so vulgar and errghhh, and lots of others like 'prick' and 'cock' and words like 'banging' and stuff that builders might say down the pub (no gross generalisations THERE people...). But I agree that sometimes it depends on how its said.
    Oh, and I love the bollokectomies one <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif">) Very funny. I will have to use that.

    Little Rabbit :o) <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/bunny.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hate the word fanny, cock, c**t and pussy.
    I hate writing them let alone saying them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't hate any words, i watch out for '**** ' around girls coz most hate it...

    There are a couple of words that make me chuckle though!

    jism
    man fat
    quim
    punani
    boner
    puntang pie

    aaand the classically fucked up....

    Purple headed passion pistol! lol!

    laters

    don' get told by others what to do, or you'll find you'll die without really living first. - Matt
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "fadge"

    I only heard it yesterday - must have something to do with vagina (which I hate even more)

    I dont like fadge cos it sounds like fudge - let's not go there eh!
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