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Evening all!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Hi! I'm a newbiwe, so I thought I'd make an introductory post. Who are the main 'characters' here?

Bye for now
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Me. no one else...well, actually, everyone is in fact me. you see, this is just my site, i hold all the conversations by myself.

    Cos i'm thinking about a brand new hope, one i've never known, and where it goes, cos now I know it's all that wanted.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    welcome...nice user name <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    You can find this out by reading past threads and yes, turtle, does start, argue and end all conversations by himself

    Respect
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi openup. Ignore turtle cause he's a teenie weenie bit strange andif he steps out of line just give me a shout and I'll sort him out for you! Sorry David, I don't mean sexually <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    Oh and I'm in the elite newbie club now <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    I had an IQ test. The results came back negative
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hi and welcome. ignore our baby turtle-toise hes very disillusioned about his status. whispers: really its me they all love <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made us to match the men.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehe...looks like I've got everyone thinking I'm mad. Unfortunately, everyone is me...which means I think I'm mad...which i'm pretty much proving true, aren't I Me?

    ~~>:-| <--- my emoticon for "head exploding"

    Cos i'm thinking about a brand new hope, one i've never known, and where it goes, cos now I know it's all that wanted.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah turtle u was the man n then i came along n stole the spot light from you,

    I am thee best always have been am now n will be for the rest of eternity, say what u like but u know in ur heart im the best!!!
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    hehe...looks like I've got everyone thinking I'm mad. Unfortunately, everyone is me...which means I think I'm mad...which i'm pretty much proving true, aren't I Me?

    ~~>:-| <--- my emoticon for "head exploding"

    yep turtle, youre clearly mad. and im the one whose head explodes, you ... you... something-stealer!

    but ignoring the madness, welcome to thesite openup <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by whizzygirl:
    hi and welcome. ignore our baby turtle-toise hes very disillusioned about his status. whispers: really its me they all love <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


    you see turtletoise, its a good name <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    nobody loves me, well, i think Easy T might have a lickle crush on me, but i stay here and piss everyone off anyways <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
    welcome to thesite
    {{{{{{{{{{openup}}}}}}}}}}
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by IcKleMoNSteR:
    you see turtletoise, its a good name <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    nobody loves me, well, i think Easy T might have a lickle crush on me, but i stay here and piss everyone off anyways <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
    welcome to thesite
    {{{{{{{{{{openup}}}}}}}}}}

    um he might, but just a tiny one.

    welcome openup. (yay i acutally got welcome someone else <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; )



    Take my hand and we'll make it I swear...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hiya welcome to thesite

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by IcKleMoNSteR:
    you see turtletoise, its a good name <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    nobody loves me, well, i think Easy T might have a lickle crush on me, but i stay here and piss everyone off anyways <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
    welcome to thesite
    {{{{{{{{{{openup}}}}}}}}}}

    Yeah, she tries to piss everyone off. But she's a big bully, always bossing me around cos o' my lowly status!

    I don't live to work, I work to live and I live at the weekends. I'm the last of the big time drinkers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thanks for the welcomes - I'll watch out for turtle! What's all this about people hating newbies?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by openup:
    Thanks for the welcomes - I'll watch out for turtle! What's all this about people hating newbies?

    we dont hate newbies, we just dont like them gettin personal before they even introduce themselves, or in some cases, dont know what the hell theyre talking about. but my dear lickle openup, i reckon ur gonna do just fine <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; ive adopted u btw, ur now my child.
    yes u should watch out for turtle, he's scary, he bites fingers!! plus he..he just.. yeah. i agree. baaaaaa (used without permission of daze, but overlooked coz im welsh).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by IcKleMoNSteR:

    we dont hate newbies, we just dont like them gettin personal before they even introduce themselves, or in some cases, dont know what the hell theyre talking about..


    I should hope ya dont hate newbies, i remember u joining this site and u were an ickle-ickle newbie.. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;



    "Is sex dirty? Only if its done right."
    - Woody Allen
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Turtle died...I ate him *laughs evily*

    hehe...grrrr...

    I don't live to work, I work to live and I live at the weekends. I'm the last of the big time drinkers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtletoise:
    Turtle died...I ate him *laughs evily*

    hehe...grrrr...

    No you didn't! Stupid bloody Turtle-wannabe!!

    Cos i'm thinking about a brand new hope, one i've never known, and where it goes, cos now I know it's all that wanted.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    No you didn't! Stupid bloody Turtle-wannabe!!

    Eats Turtle.

    I don't live to work, I work to live and I live at the weekends. I'm the last of the big time drinkers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by city_boy:
    I should hope ya dont hate newbies, i remember u joining this site and u were an ickle-ickle newbie.. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


    yup. i am kinda to my lickle newbies, im quite attracted to one of them..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by IcKleMoNSteR:
    yup. i am kinda to my lickle newbies, im quite attracted to one of them..

    really now? anyone i know? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    he loves u back, baby.

    Take my hand and we'll make it I swear...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So openup, be true to your name & tell us who you really are <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; Like, what was your previous thesite name <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    j9

    I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.

    MTS ^5 ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm new to this message board, so I don't have an old name. I'm 16 / m / essex. What else do you want to know?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A genuine newbie j9 <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    OK openup, what are you doing? college/job?
    and where in essex you from if u dont mind me asking

    "Is sex dirty? Only if its done right."
    - Woody Allen
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Alright every1 im a newbie 2!!evry1 on here is dead helpful i enjoy talkin 2u all ne1 wana help me wiv my prob "inexperienced&need help"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'm from essex 2! (chelmsford 2 b exact)


    Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm at a school in Chelmsford, but I live in Danbury.

    Small world....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What sort of thing do you do at the moment then, Drifter (school or what?).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry to interrupt the thread, I'm a late night newbie, so I'll catch up with you all tomorrow sometime. :-)

    FantasyMeister
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'm @ college doin a-levels <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; shitty a-levels! wot bout u?

    Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sorry i didn't look ^

    school huh? thats better than college!

    If the sky that we look upon
    should tumble and fall
    or the mountains should crumble in the sea
    I won't cry, I won't cry,
    No, I won't shed a tear
    Just as long as you stand
    Stand by me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hello Openup...

    I'm Sane (<--- Spelling?)

    Really, I really are!!!

    Welcome to the site! Did you join straight up or did you lurk before?

    Just wondering. nice to have you with us!

    Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
    I'm the rest!!
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