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Thesite.org pub part....37?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Ok, so its Sunday night, but its a virtual pub, so we can just pretend its busy!

*Puts Oasis on the jukebox*
*Buys herself an archers and lemonade*
*waits for some thesite type mates!*
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *wanders in buys drink* *Sits at table alone being depressed*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *wanders in and waits to be told she's too young*
    *sods it and buys a lemonade*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *wanders over to Renzo*
    Whats up mate?
    *Buys Tash a vodka*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh just the fact that:
    1. Girl Trouble:rolleyes:
    2. and worse schumacher won the championship today:mad: :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Walks in, turns the shit music off, breaks the jukebox and walks out again
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Us girls are never trouble! ahem. *Comes over all Frasier like*
    I'm listening. If you want that is. :)

    And you have to give him a little credit. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *dashes in to the mens toilet, takes a leak, and dashes back out*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Fixes the jukebox and puts Ocean Colour Scene on instead.*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh where 2 start im 2 nervous 2 ask a girl i like out who i know is intrested in someone else:rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Slopes in and finds himself a corner to hide in*

    *Complains about the music*

    *Sings Bohemian Rhapsody to himself, followed by a swift rendtion of Bodger the Badger*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    walk's in, looks around, hasn't spotted a friendly face yet!

    :eek: :( :eek:

    Go's and stands by the bar and buys a Guinness, pretending to look busy
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Instant Cheering up*

    Helloooooo Harmless, ever tried a Nigel g?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Helloooooo Harmless, ever tried a Nigel g?

    Nope, whats that? some sort of cocktail?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In a way, basically Guiness + a shot of Blackcurrant syrup, tastes like a thick milkshake, trust me t'is gorge.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless
    walk's in, looks around, hasn't spotted a friendly face yet!

    :eek: :( :eek:

    *Offended*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lorna

    *Offended*

    Kisses Lorna on the checks and begs for her forgiveness

    and takes 100% Chevalier advice and buys a "Nigel g"

    Is it better then a "Black Russian"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Feels better*
    And Black Russians are nice!

    Any music suggestions?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *gets out CD collection*
    Blur?
    Dandy Warholls?
    Blink 182?
    Beck?
    Gorillaz?
    EasyWorld?
    :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Renzokuken
    *gets out CD collection*
    Blur?
    Dandy Warholls?
    Blink 182?
    Beck?
    Gorillaz?
    EasyWorld?
    :D
    Somebody else's turn to pick methinks....I've been hogging it all night!
    Did you know that magnums with the choccie picked off still taste like chocolate? :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *puts on the red hot chili peppers*

    :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No ive never tried that.....i take it my musics been put in the bin then?:rolleyes: :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mmm, good choice Mindless! Sorry Renzo mate, don't worry though, its not in the bin, just been put to the side for later. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lorna
    mmm, good choice Mindless! Sorry Renzo mate, don't worry though, its not in the bin, just been put to the side for later. :)

    Yep :) It'll go on just after these 8 chili peppers albums. They are the ultimate pub music. And home music. And driving music. And music in general.

    *is obsessed*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Drinks another 2 "Black Russians" one glass of "Woo Woo"
    and Red bull vodka in the hope that he will build up enough courage to ask Lorna to dance
    ;):D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *goes hyper on coca cola and bounces around like a....bouncy...thing*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Renzokuken
    *goes hyper on coca cola and bounces around like a....bouncy...thing*

    Laughs evil, its because I slipped vodka into it:D :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats happened to me before actually:D i didnt notice and nothing really happened:rolleyes: :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Renzokuken
    nothing really happened:rolleyes: :D
    lol what did you expect?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    not alot i needed to take a wiz quit alot after though speaking of which *Cant be bothered walking all the way over the the bogs so goes out of side door and relieves himself behind some bins comes back in and trys to act 18 to buy a proper drink*:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *bops about with Harmless* :D
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