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Am I too insane?!!?!
BillieTheBot
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WHOA!
I've recieved today what most guys fantisise about! This EXTREMELY fit girl came up to me and said, "I need you to fuck me!".
Was it a joke? No!
She has just split up with her guy or something... and he's in the wrong and she wants to show him that she's not interested in him afterwhat he did. (Slept with her mate or sister or something like that.)
I don't personally know the guy, but I know of him (in my college).
So, this girl wants revenge!
I get a free shag!
She's happy!
I'm happy...
so why'd I say I'd think about it?
Well, I'm not sure about it, it doesn't feel right, but then of course theres that part of me that says "GO FOR IT!!".
If it happens, it happens Saturday night. Anyone wanna suggest how I should deal with this? Would it be right???
HEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
I've recieved today what most guys fantisise about! This EXTREMELY fit girl came up to me and said, "I need you to fuck me!".
Was it a joke? No!
She has just split up with her guy or something... and he's in the wrong and she wants to show him that she's not interested in him afterwhat he did. (Slept with her mate or sister or something like that.)
I don't personally know the guy, but I know of him (in my college).
So, this girl wants revenge!
I get a free shag!
She's happy!
I'm happy...
so why'd I say I'd think about it?
Well, I'm not sure about it, it doesn't feel right, but then of course theres that part of me that says "GO FOR IT!!".
If it happens, it happens Saturday night. Anyone wanna suggest how I should deal with this? Would it be right???
HEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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including the complex moral issues...so long as you're not gonna get the shit bashed out of you, go for it.
I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
Daze is the master at getting laid here, u better ask him and see what he says.
Daze??
ok my advice
Use protection <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
I hardly ever get laid on the night.
If ur desperate.. u go off wiv some ugly slut down the nearest alley.. dark alleys.. u camt c who ur doin..
u get a nice slut u take em home....
u get a nice girl.. u ask them their name then take them home <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
...and if u get a sensable girl she will say thanx but no thanx <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
F**k her!!! It's not often you get it on a plate like that and it's the fantasy of many guys to have that happen to them ... so live the fantasy 'cos it might never come again!!!
and if u get a sensible girl u gotta splash out n buy em a couple of triples <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
Obviously I'll use protection. It'd be pretty stupid not too, and if I can give her a mindblowing orgasm she might wanna keep me!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"> Or at least I'd like to think so!
With all this pleasure, tell me, who is getting the pain?
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
Could be me. I feel miserable, but can't work out why, so i'll ignore it for now.
Of course, that reminds me bout a joke, which I just have to tell:
Ok, a wife is having a baby. The doctor asks the husband if he'd be willing to try to a new machine: the pain that the mother feels during child birth is transferred to the father. The husband agrees to this, and is hooked up.
As the labour begins, the doc sets the machine to 10% - so 10% of the pain is transferred to the father.
The doc asks the husband how he feels - "Absolutely no pain at all". So the doc cranks it up to 20% - still, no pain whatsoever for the husband - then up past 30%, 40%, 50%. Still no pain. Finally, it ends up at 100% - the mother does not feel anything whatsoever, and, or so he claims, does the husband.
So the new parents head back to find the milkman dead on their doorstep.
I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
By the way what I mean by "Am I too insane" is the fact I'm thinkin crazy things like "She doesn't wanna shag me coz hse likes me, she only wants to do it for revenge" but then again there might be some reason behind her asking me and not someone else, after all this girl hardly knows me (Only through a mate).
Basically I must be insane having doubts as to whether or not I should take advantage of this situation.
I guess I should've wrote this in the opening post!
Anyway, I'm gonna go for it!! Who knows we might start a relationship (THAT WOULD BE GREAT!)
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
Oh no Insane...I see your anguish, but I don't feel it. I can see the moral pros and cons, but I always manage to come back to the fact that, in your position, I would just go for it. You've already lost your virginty, so that's not something you have to worry about. You're a horny guy with no partner at the moment,a dn you've got a fit girl gagging for your 61 inch tool <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"> lol...and that is not a typo :P
I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
<IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"> I'd like to think you knew that as a fact!! However... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif">
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
61"...man, do you know how hard that would be to live with!!! Imagine getting a boner!!! You'd kill someone with it!!! You'd rip your trousers if you stood up!!!! Imagine trying to wank with a 61" cock!!! You'd never get anywhere with it!! And then the orgasm!! Roflol!!! all these images keep coming into my head!!
I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
Chances with fit girls dont come along to much in n e 1s life... u just gotta do it n hope for the best... otherwise u'll regret it for years...
n if she is that fit n u decide not to... send her this way <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
Hmmmm, I guess to discuise a 61"er I'd have to wrap it around my leg like a coil, I'd look like the Michellin Man... but if I got one of those spontaneous erections it'd rip my leg to pieces.
Hey Turtle... you up for some deep throating?? (You might have to prepared for anal if you let me too deep)
!!SHUT YER FILTHY MOUTH INSANE!!
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
Deep throat??? Deep throat wouldn't cut it, m8! You'd drill a hole in the back of my neck!!! roflol!
hmmm...anal...well, it would have to be reverse-anal i think! from the inside out! ewwww.... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif">
I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
Lmao! U blokes just get worse <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
OHMYGODSWHATTHEFUCKJUSTHAPPENED!!?!?!!
IJUSTHADTHEBESTNIGHTOFMYLIFEEVER!!!!
IBETTERGETSOMESLEEPNOWSOICANGETUPEARLYANDGOTOFRANCETOMORROW!!!
I found out the full story... this girl (jay) dumped the dickhead coz he slept with her best mate and went around bragging how crap they both were to all his mates but that jay was better than nothing, and her mate (Kaz/Karen) was a bit extra, but didn't make up for it.
So Jay wanted to know if she was crap and show the dickhead she was no longer interested in him, Kaz was there too and she was pissed off, she knew what me and Jay were going to do and she wanted in. So after Jay finished, Kaz wanted ago, but I was knackered so she had to settle for me giving her oral. Jay is happy now, but has decided she gonna stay single for a while. Kaz however thinks i'm "cute" and very talented. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"> sure whatever <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif">
Anyway, I didn't manage to find out why she Jay chose me to do what we did. Oh well I had fun. Jay is bloody noisy!! It took me ages to find her house. No-one was in when I got there, but they had gone to the shop.
Man this all sounds too much like a dream!! I must be the luckiest guy on this board at the moment!!
Or maybe not, I'm still single, although I may ask Kaz out. Oh, she's going to France too, but Jay doesn't do IT at college, just English I think. Hmmm, I still don't really know them. All I know is Kaz is in the other IT group.
Hmmmm, do you think I should ask Kaz out in Paris? On the 14th? I don't know, I don't really know that much about her. This may be the best chance I get for a long time.
See you guys when I get back from France!!
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
OHMYGODSWHATTHEFUCKJUSTHAPPENED!!?!?!!
IJUSTHADTHEBESTNIGHTOFMYLIFEEVER!!!!
IBETTERGETSOMESLEEPNOWSOICANGETUPEARLYANDGOTOFRANCETOMORROW!!!
I found out the full story... this girl (jay) dumped the dickhead coz he slept with her best mate and went around bragging how crap they both were to all his mates but that jay was better than nothing, and her mate (Kaz/Karen) was a bit extra, but didn't make up for it.
So Jay wanted to know if she was crap and show the dickhead she was no longer interested in him, Kaz was there too and she was pissed off, she knew what me and Jay were going to do and she wanted in. So after Jay finished, Kaz wanted ago, but I was knackered so she had to settle for me giving her oral. Jay is happy now, but has decided she gonna stay single for a while. Kaz however thinks i'm "cute" and very talented. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"> sure whatever <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif">
Anyway, I didn't manage to find out why she Jay chose me to do what we did. Oh well I had fun. Jay is bloody noisy!! It took me ages to find her house. No-one was in when I got there, but they had gone to the shop.
Man this all sounds too much like a dream!! I must be the luckiest guy on this board at the moment!!
Or maybe not, I'm still single, although I may ask Kaz out. Oh, she's going to France too, but Jay doesn't do IT at college, just English I think. Hmmm, I still don't really know them. All I know is Kaz is in the other IT group.
Hmmmm, do you think I should ask Kaz out in Paris? On the 14th? I don't know, I don't really know that much about her. This may be the best chance I get for a long time.
See you guys when I get back from France!!
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.