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Happy Steak and BJ Day

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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http://www.steakandbjday.com/

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :yippe:

    Sadly I'm having salmon for tea :grump:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sadly, I'm not seeing Boy til Saturday :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What do I get for all the hard work I put in to Valentine's Day. I'm vegetarian! :grump:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha really
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: x
    Never knewthat was a day, I'm a vegertarian :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Looks like it'll have to be - Steak and have a Wank day for me then :( emo emo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :yippe:

    Although Ima have to eat the steak myself this year
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Might be able to pull it off. Probs have to wait to the weekend though. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CptCoatHanger wrote: »
    Might be able to pull it off. Probs have to wait to the weekend though. :D
    Aren't you supposed to be coming to see me this weekend? YES YOU ARE.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Problem solved then.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Slartibartfast wrote: »
    Problem solved then.
    :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    piccolo wrote: »
    What do I get for all the hard work I put in to Valentine's Day. I'm vegetarian! :grump:

    Veggie steak?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    piccolo wrote: »
    What do I get for all the hard work I put in to Valentine's Day. I'm vegetarian! :grump:

    Can I make an inappropriate comment here about having a fish dish?

    No? Spoilsport.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    frankipanda wrote: »
    Aren't you supposed to be coming to see me this weekend? YES YOU ARE.

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    frankipanda wrote: »
    Sadly, I'm not seeing Boy til Saturday :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah, after I see you. DUH.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Arctic Roll wrote: »
    Can I make an inappropriate comment here about having a fish dish?

    No? Spoilsport.

    Haha. Sadly, Mrs. Piccolo is not available either :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well I'm stuck out here, and we are fresh out of steak.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    G-Raffe wrote: »
    Well I'm stuck out here, and we are fresh out of steak.

    Where are you?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Where are you?

    Gone on holiday to visit my mate Hamid.
    Karzai.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Looks like it'll have to be - Steak and have a Wank day for me then :( emo emo.

    I'm on my way
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm a girl and I'd much rather have a steak and a BJ for Valentines than all the poncey flowery isnt-our-love-unique stuffs valentines is usually about.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Evenstar wrote: »
    I'm a girl and I'd much rather have a steak and a BJ for Valentines than all the poncey flowery isnt-our-love-unique stuffs valentines is usually about.
    :yes:
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Feb 14th = Chocolate and Cunnilingus day.

    March 14th = Steak and Blowjob day.

    I'm 110% sure that the latter is better.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    G-Raffe wrote: »
    Gone on holiday to visit my mate Hamid.
    Karzai.jpg

    Im sure there are plenty of guys with you there who can help you out ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote: »
    Feb 14th = Chocolate and Cunnilingus day.

    March 14th = Steak and Blowjob day.

    I'm 110% sure that the latter is better.

    Phh chocolate. GIVE ME STEAKS DAMNIT! So raw a good vet could reattach it to the cow! *scratches balls* *spits*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How about steak and 69 day in February and steak and 69 day in March?

    It's a tough mission, and I'll need to make a few sacrifices, but I think I could bravely manage it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Arctic Roll wrote: »
    How about steak and 69 day in February and steak and 69 day in March?

    It's a tough mission, and I'll need to make a few sacrifices, but I think I could bravely manage it.

    i think you could be on to something there
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've has the steak but I must admit I'm a little uncomfortable with the whole BJ part.

    I've never given one before..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't have a man so I went to see the chippendales instead and got a hug and kiss off one of them....who then added me on fb! :d
    A single girl needs her kicks from somewhere :p
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