Clan Zalizati: Alien And Sedition Act

Former Member

Hua Kola, friends.

Due to displacement from our mother land at the hands of white barbarians, we -- the Clan Zalizati -- seek refuge in new, distant lands. We have visited many promising shelters in our nomadism, but we hope to find a home.

I, Chief Jay Strongpeen, am the fearless chieftain of our noble Clan Zalizati. My brethren shall make their presence known following this message.

Pilamaya ye.

Former Member

Hello, all. I'm Clan Mother Red, the matriarch of our fine clan. Please call me Red, as "Mother" makes me feel old.

I hope to get to know you all soon, and that we are able to assimilate ourselves here. It's been a long and arduous journey to find a suitable home, and I would very much like to rest my weary head for a while.

Former Member

Aloha.

My name is Hung Like Horsey. I am the clan's horsekeeper, as well as one of their fellow tribesman. I am very grateful to my leader, Jay Strongpeen, for finding this new home for us and my many horses. Please call me, "Hung", since "Horsey" just offends me.

Former Member

Yatahey, I am Sits on Totem. I take pride in bringing great pleasure to the Zalizati tribesmen. I used to drift aimlessly from place to place but Chief Strongpeen greatly encouraged me to stay with the Zalizati after seeing my many talents. I am ever loyal to the men of my tribe and I hope that we may find a nice home here.

Former Member

Greetings, I, Prancing Teabag, am the youngest member of our Clan, I have travelled far to find this great clan and even farther to find this place of shelter. I am grateful to have been accepted by the glorious Chief and Clan Mother. I hope to rise through this Clan and make chief proud by taking his place and having many wives as wonderful as the beautiful Clan Mother.

You may call me Teabag, but do not forget it, for in time i shall become greater than you could ever imagine.

Former Member

Bonjour,

My name is Black Hawk Down. I was once a slave to the white barbarians but I escaped to join this noble tribe. Our very kind and strong leaders, Jay Strongpeen and Clan Mother Red, has assured me that I will never be a servant to any man again. I'm now one of the tribe's huntsmen and I help make sure we are fed every day. You may call me "Hawk" because calling me "Black" would be racist.

Former Member

wow, someone has way to much time on their hands...

Former Member

Rather abrasive temperament toward newcomers. Tell me, is this your way of ensuring that your community stays fresh with new faces?

Former Member

You have to admit, bit strange lots of new faces suddenly appearing and posting in a concerted manner!

Former Member

How so?

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We are a tribe and we move as such.

Former Member

So where did you all hear about this place and how come you all came on here (looks like you know each other from before hand), and post all very quickly within such a short time frame?

Former Member

Our dear Sits On Totem scouted this fine land and reported back to us. As such, we have journeyed far and wide to reach these hallowed lands. It seems, however, that we are not welcome here.

Former Member

We joined together, we posted together. How is that so strange?

Former Member

Oh you are more than welcome, just we have from time to time a problem with trolls and spammers. You have to admit if you took a step back and looked at this thread, you would have to admit slightly abnormal postings coming from a swathe of recently registered new users all saying very similar things, does look a bit odd

Former Member

*sigh* I did wonder if having a theme would give that impression. I assure you, we are all real people. Just a group of friends looking to have some fun on a new forum.

Former Member

No worries. We're genuine members. We are just a pack of friends, who do our thing together.

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Clan Mother Red wrote: »

*sigh* I did wonder if having a theme would give that impression. I assure you, we are all real people. Just a group of friends looking to have some fun on a new forum.

Welcome here then


Hope you all enjoy it :d

Former Member

fair enough but I've seen a fair share of trolls over various forums and this to me seemed like a large one

Former Member

Thank you.

I hope we do, too.

Former Member

You'll find that I repel more trolls than I attract.

Former Member

Wow, weird and random. :eek:

You'll fit in perfectly. Welcome.

Former Member

Now, we're gettin' this pig roast started. I'm feelin' the love now. Group hug.

Former Member

nah thanks...I don't like being touched by strangers unless I'm very very drunk

Former Member

Chief Jay Strongpeen wrote: »

Now, we're gettin' this pig roast started. I'm feelin' the love now. Group hug.

*glomps*

Former Member

But I like to touch people...

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I like being touched by people.

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But I like to touch people...

yeah, we kinda know that, Chief.

Hello, I'm Dances With Durks. I apologize for being so late, but I was dancing to please the gods so that we might be well-accepted here. I hope we all fit in, get to know each-other and eventually maybe we can even dance together.

Former Member

Durk! I'm so glad you've joined us. As you can see, the local villagers were a little skeptical at first, but I think they're warming up to us.

Former Member

I dont want to be called Durk though XD
and that's great news, respected Mother Red

Former Member

I could call you Dancer?
And guh, don't call me "Mother", I'm not that old. You're older than I am, actually! xD