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Embarassing situations
BillieTheBot
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Hey there, I'm new to all this, but I've been reading through random threads and decided I might start one of my own.
I was just wondering what embarassing things have happened to people when they've been 'going at it', or just any old dodgy situation.
Heres one from my own back catalogue:
Me and my ex had just come from the kitchen in her flat but before we got to her room she wanted to show me this new body spray which was in the bathroom, but because of where the cupboard was we had to close the door, anyway... she blew her nose and just chucked the tissue in the bog, and obviously flushed it, (Imagine flushing noise, high volume), she opened the door to see her parents walking up the stairs to see me and her coming out of the bathroom (Toilet flushing) oh and I didn't mention what I had in my hands from the kitchen... two weak glasses of orange... guess what it looked like we'd been doing... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif">
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I was just wondering what embarassing things have happened to people when they've been 'going at it', or just any old dodgy situation.
Heres one from my own back catalogue:
Me and my ex had just come from the kitchen in her flat but before we got to her room she wanted to show me this new body spray which was in the bathroom, but because of where the cupboard was we had to close the door, anyway... she blew her nose and just chucked the tissue in the bog, and obviously flushed it, (Imagine flushing noise, high volume), she opened the door to see her parents walking up the stairs to see me and her coming out of the bathroom (Toilet flushing) oh and I didn't mention what I had in my hands from the kitchen... two weak glasses of orange... guess what it looked like we'd been doing... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif">
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
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fortunately i have never had any embarrassing sexual experiences because i am a virgin!
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
L-I-L
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Another thing I'd like to tie into this thread...
"How have you tried to hide/cover up embarasing stuff"
I could do with a few pointers, I'm not very good at covering my tracks. Then again I've not had chance to make any for a while. I've nearly been caught loads of times, good job my ex's parents knock before entering huh!
Did you ever think of putting your hand over her mouth L-I-L? on the subject of being loud, my ex was being loud once... but she lives in a flat but forgot about the people below. Later they knocked on the door (when her parents came back) and asked if evrything was okay as they heard screaming earlier and they were concerned.
And how bout this for embarrasing. I was at my ex's and I was in her parents room with her on the phone to my mother asking if I could stay over the night (as usual) and my ex was lifting her top and showing me she had no bra and sometimes came to fondle me. Which made it awkward to talk on the phone without giggling stupidly. Anyway one time she flashed me her mum walked in to ask if we wanted a take-away... nuff said.
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
LOL
down with the pork and apple combination!!!
Why would anyone wank though a window Mr Hot4U? C'est dégoutant!!!
(Unless they were Bill Gates and he was using the hole in the WindowsME cd)
Ahhh, c'est la vie!(Je n'aime pas windows 9x/NT/ME)
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
Hey <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
I was caught by one of my ex boyfriends dad! Nobody was in the haus so we decided to go for it his dad came in early came up the stairs to see if we were ok and well...he walked in! I was so embarresed! Worst of all his dad phoned my mum and tod her what had happened as i wiz under age and stuff at the time! I was wanting to die!
Love GrizzlyB <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
down with the pork and apple combination!!!
you just made me laugh chris, thanks <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
never been caught actually having sex before, my ex bfs dad came down 5 mins after once!! close call... and my brother once came into my room to tell me i could have the sky channel at a time i definitely didnt care what was on sky! lol.. and once his sis came home when we were both in the bathroom, sans clothes! lol
insane, please dont talk french or i'll have to kill you!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
exactly insane! lol
If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
Me and my ex were on holiday with her parents, and where we were (West Bay in Dorset) there was a joke shop and after 4 days I plucked up the courage to go in and get her a vibrator. (She was too shy, how did I feel I was 16)
Anyway, we got back to the caravan and she put in the batteries, and giggled at it. Her parents came back so she put it in the wardrobe hidden away. We went out a little later, I was walking past our rooms window and what could I hear?
She ran inside, her parents commented on a strange noise but never knew what it was, she just said it was my shaver. She never left the batteries in again! (those screw top on switches are dodgy!) Be warned!
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!
When she was 15, she went to the doctor for an internal examination. When asked if she had had sex recently she replied, "yes, a couple of days ago". Examination complete, she went home and phoned her boyfriend. He invited her around to his house for dinner that weekend...to meet the parents. Guess who his father was...
She was embaressed...and so was the b/f when she told him the story!! Funny thing is, though, at 19 she still has the same doctor...but the b/f and her are now good 'friends'.
Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
I'm the rest!!