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I LOVE Sex!!!!

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
in Sex & Relationships
Bring it on Cowboy!!!
Beep boop. I'm a bot.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    with pigs on drugs apparently
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    with pigs on drugs apparently

    ... and cowboys, don't forget the cowboys.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    AH yes. Listen to the man kids. NEVER FORGET THE COWBOYS.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    AH yes. Listen to the man kids. NEVER FORGET THE COWBOYS.

    Ladies LOVE Cowboys
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No, they like chocolate and shoes.

    For anal sex get them chocolate shoes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    No, they like chocolate and shoes.

    For anal sex get them chocolate shoes

    Materialistic and stupid women like chocolate and shoes

    Ride 'em cowgirl!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like chocolate. Does this make me stupid or materialistic?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MoK wrote: »
    I like chocolate. Does this make me stupid or materialistic?

    no. just sayin' sex is free unless you accidently get preggo
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what about the condoms?? they cost :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    what about the condoms?? they cost :p

    Not always. You can get them free from the sex health clinic. :d
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like chocolate.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    luvsmusiccm wrote: »
    Bring it on Cowboy!!!

    I know some cowboys, nice chaps :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MoK wrote: »
    I like chocolate. Does this make me stupid or materialistic?

    or a woman?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big Gay wrote: »
    or a woman?

    Oh, good point. I should check...
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    No, they like chocolate and shoes.

    For anal sex get them chocolate shoes
    My missus just confirmed this >:|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yuuuummm...

    www.chocchic.co.uk/

    :d :thumb: :d
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There was a Come Dine With Me on once, and a woman had chocolate shoes filled with fruit for pud :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote: »
    My missus just confirmed this >:|

    Trust him, he's a doctor.
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    AuroraAurora Posts: 11,722 An Original Mixlorian
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    There was a Come Dine With Me on once, and a woman had chocolate shoes filled with fruit for pud :D
    Ooh I remember watching that one chocolate shoe with fruit haha lol *mwah*.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha this is the first time ive come into this thread. Gotta say i wasnt really expecting to be reading about Come Dine With Me in here :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Ha this is the first time ive come into this thread. Gotta say i wasnt really expecting to be reading about Come Dine With Me in here :p

    That's the beauty of TheSite.

    Under age sex >>> Kit-Kats :)

    http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?t=144665
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would love to have the right women that can handle me. I wish my high school honey was here...


    *hug*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i am a cowgirl... wait and see i'll prove it laters.. ;)
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    Sorry to be a kill-joy, but this thread is old, the OP has asked for their account to be deleted and it didn't seem to have a point in the first place... :p

    So, closing it now.
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